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Current mood:  rejuvenated
Well, here we are. October.
Those of you fortunate enough to live in a state that has not passed anti-seasonal legislation (Florida, put your hand down) should be enjoying the nose-numbing kaleidoscope of sensory overload that is Fall. Although I look forward to cold weather the same way Farmer Jim's last pig looks forward to breakfast, I have to admit there is something awe-inspiring about the perfect unity in the changing of a season. The trees are able to do this without a formal meeting.
"Alright, listen up, ya broccoli stalks, we're doing this. This week we make with the pretty colors, yada yada yada. Next week the whole song and dance with the falling leaves and so forth. Once that whole fiasco is over and done, we meet up at my place for Nader videos and Evian. We probably should synchronize our internal clocks for this."
And before you ask, yes, I know that a tree would not say "yada yada yada". After all, trees are known for being both thorough and verbose. Consider it artistic license. I didn't wait in line and pay $15 just to sit on the thing.
HOUSEKEEPINGThe Business
Secondly*, ZELOS just got a glimpse of our first HD video, shot (free of charge) at the 930 Club performance a few weeks ago. Let me be the first to say it; if you ever find yourself playing a show whilst simultaneously being immortalized in high-definition, there is no good time to sneak off to the restroom. Know that going in. In other more pertinent news, the boys will be live and in color at Ebenezer's this Friday. You have been warned.
SPATULASThe Verdict
Frozen Grapes*
Verdict: Jarring at first, then surprisingly cool. 7.5 SPATULAS
War of the Worlds
Verdict: It's got some holes, but so do my favorite socks. 8 SPATULAS
Two and a Half Men
Verdict: This schmedium show is somehow always on. 2.5 SPATULAS
JFFThe Puzzle: Round 1
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Hint: Floating through life with a stern hook on its face.
Author's Warning: This game started as a simple time-killer between my co-workers and me. What it has become can only be described as "unhealthy". The premise is simple: figure out the riddle; fill in the blanks. Consider this a warm-up.
* The first point would be to express our desire for you to subscribe to this blog, of course. But naturally you have already done so, and it would only needlessly belabor the point to reference it again (especially in a clever and seemingly benign footnote).
* Yes, frozen grapes.
Edit: Official JFF guesses should be commented below. Think you're so smart? Prove it.
Jermaine
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