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City: New York
State: New York
Country: US
Signup Date: 12/7/2005
Thursday, March 15, 2007 
Friend, again my sincerest apologies are due, this time for having left you so long with the artless satire of Blog the Fifth. I would promise to never again flood this humble MySpace page with such drivel if I hadn't found the responses elicited by it to be so immensely entertaining. What I'll do instead is assure you (needlessly, I'm sure!) that:

Watching TV that is not a Chicago Cubs or USC Trojans game, South Park, or a Roger Federer match is bad for the soul

I would perform a Dave Matthews Band song in the style of Blues Traveler before disseminating information regarding my physical interaction with the opposite sex via web log

I would drink a Jack and Diet with a packet or two of Splenda before attending a Dave Matthews Band concert

I would rather die than drink a Jack and Diet

I REALLY don't want to die

I'm nowhere near as despicable as I'm coming across right now...honest!

You can expect Blog the Sixth to be less tardy than Blog the Fifth and a Half ended up being

I hope that your 2007 is off to a respectable start and that the How to Grow a Band and/or the Tensions Mountain Boys have the pleasure of your company before too long.

Your friend,

Chris
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audrey!

 
all i have to say is...

GO CUBBIES! :D
 
Posted by audrey! on Thursday, March 15, 2007 - 11:29 AM
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Kelly

 
you are something else, you know that?
 
Posted by Kelly on Thursday, March 15, 2007 - 11:39 AM
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claire.

 
Again with the exploding brain.
 
Posted by claire. on Thursday, March 15, 2007 - 11:48 AM
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Mattison [PB]

 
I forgive you for the dilatoriness of this "Half" post.
but i hope that you aren't being dishonest when you say you'll post again promptly.

much love,
matti
 
Posted by Mattison [PB] on Thursday, March 15, 2007 - 12:15 PM
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STL CARDS RULE.NO CUBS ALLOWED.
 
Posted by on Thursday, March 15, 2007 - 12:25 PM
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Tim Elias
Tim Elias

 
Roger Federer actually LOST A MATCH the other day. Chris Thile ACTUALLY WROTE A BLOG! Surely global warming is to blame. Burn the Hummers!

Tim
 
Posted by Tim Elias on Thursday, March 15, 2007 - 12:52 PM
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Laura

 
Boo :p
 
Posted by Laura on Thursday, March 15, 2007 - 1:02 PM
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Rachel
Rachel Sikkenga

 
I was in Fairplay once, sitting otuside of a podunk bar while my brother went looking for water, and I can say with almost complete certainty that I saw Officer Brady... you know, in non-cardboard cut-out form.

I have trouble believing that any of the following are anything less than enriching for the soul:
a) House
b) The Office
c) The Daily Show

And of minor interest to you...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdxkVQy7QLM
...simply becuase is it slightly relevant.
 
Posted by Rachel on Thursday, March 15, 2007 - 1:03 PM
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Sovay

 
Are you seriously trying to convince me that The Office is bad for my soul? That the little and large combination of Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant (and, latterly, Greg Daniels) are trying to destroy the very fibre of my being via my corneas...just for kicks? And that Extras is operating under the same agenda? That every time I release a highly unflattering and uncontrollable howl of laughter I'm that much closer to becoming an empty vessel which one held a fiery spirit?

I can't believe it. I won't believe it. And to prove my defiance of your judgement I'm going to go watch some Office right now...even though I have a Chaucer essay due in less than 24 hours and I shall be no state to finish it after the whisky tasting tonight (it's Isla evening).

PS: Eamonn (banjo) from Salsa Celtica says hello. Saw him last night and he was enthusing about working with you at some point. You must have one hell of a packed diary.
 
Posted by Sovay on Thursday, March 15, 2007 - 1:18 PM
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Jo♪h
Josh Bodfield

 
Chris, I can't WAIT to see the how to grow a band at Rockygrass in Colorado this year! Hope you have a great St Pattys day.. peace!
 
Posted by Jo♪h on Thursday, March 15, 2007 - 1:18 PM
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Punchy

 
You are hilarious - in no way artless. Barring unforeseen mishaps, we will be front and center at Carnegie Hall, celebrating our 30th wedding anniversary (eek) by listening to the incomparable Tensions Mountain Boys.
 
Posted by Punchy on Thursday, March 15, 2007 - 1:29 PM
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Hmm. . Gonna take a random stab here but does someone not like Dave Matthews?

If so, no kudos for you!


:op
 
Posted by on Thursday, March 15, 2007 - 1:43 PM
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Beth

 
i'm in an internet gaming cafe in bangkok and this little teen boy is reaching his hand up the girl next to me's dress.

i gotta escape this place.
 
Posted by Beth on Thursday, March 15, 2007 - 1:46 PM
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sugarbabe.
Salena Hutchins

 
my god i love you.
 
Posted by sugarbabe. on Thursday, March 15, 2007 - 2:04 PM
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Clare

 
I'm troubled by the appearance of Dave Matthews and Roger Federer in the same blog. One thinks he's a god, the other IS a god. You do the math on that one. There is no god? Hmm.

Excelsior!
 
Posted by Clare on Thursday, March 15, 2007 - 2:40 PM
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Lisa [is a bird...]
Lisa D

 
I think I can find it in my heart to forgive you.
 
Posted by Lisa [is a bird...] on Thursday, March 15, 2007 - 2:31 PM
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Jessie

 
jack is not a mighty fine man.
in fact, he is a raucous instigator of all sorts of disagreements.
 
Posted by Jessie on Thursday, March 15, 2007 - 2:53 PM
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Kathleen
Kathleen T

 
Dave Matthews has incured your wrath as well? Mayhaps it be the fans who try so hard to be "chill" that they will sooner punch you in the face than admit to being anything but laid back 24/7? Or would it be the nerve grinding Kenny G sax that seems to show up inappropriately at every turn?

And with that, I'm going to go fearlessly re-enter the college culture where I may just be sacrificed for suggesting that Dave is lacking in the musical genius about which everyone raves.

Hope to catch you this summer.
 
Posted by Kathleen on Thursday, March 15, 2007 - 3:42 PM
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Kathleen
Kathleen T

 
Also....

BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH.
 
Posted by Kathleen on Thursday, March 15, 2007 - 3:46 PM
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This Girl

 
i gotta admit... you're weird. :-)
 
Posted by This Girl on Thursday, March 15, 2007 - 4:54 PM
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MissJess

 
oh, the awesomeness that is you.
 
Posted by MissJess on Thursday, March 15, 2007 - 5:21 PM
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Maren

 
Why is this amazing?

Boo I say.
Boo.
 
Posted by Maren on Thursday, March 15, 2007 - 5:26 PM
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M.J.

 
Hey man, Heroes is good. My Minister says so (some one slightly higher up when it comes to the idea of my soul? I think so)

And if you want my company COME TO CANADA
Drink are on me ;)
 
Posted by M.J. on Thursday, March 15, 2007 - 6:22 PM
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Tim Elias
Tim Elias

 
The man isn't coming to Canada, and who can blame him! Forty below for God's sake. It just isn't right. Our ancestors were clearly road- weary lunatic farmhands, completely incapable of logic. Oh me of little faith....da da da da
 
Posted by Tim Elias on Thursday, March 15, 2007 - 7:23 PM
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YAY! it's cabbage!
Andrew Conley

 
hahah, dave matthews is gayer than a bag of dicks. But john poppers' an alright guy in my book... maybe thats just because chromatic harmonics are so mysterious to me...
Touche salesman, Touche.

Seeya at rockygrass.
 
Posted by YAY! it's cabbage! on Thursday, March 15, 2007 - 9:26 PM
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Leah
Leah Love

 
well...
 
Posted by Leah on Thursday, March 15, 2007 - 9:26 PM
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Jenn-Bunny

 
I'd like to argue that statement on TV shows... Girls Next Door is my latest TV obsession. But maybe it's just because I'd secretly like to be apart of the playboy empire....haha - I have a fun sum of money coming to me in the next couple of months, guess who will be taking a musical pilgrimage? ME ME ME!!!
 
Posted by Jenn-Bunny on Thursday, March 15, 2007 - 9:31 PM
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***Neeka***
Anneke Wilson

 
Chris you are sincerely adding to my immense knowledge of useless things, I know now we would get along famously. Respectable yes. The mundane even more so. I am on pins and needles to see NC again in 1 month and 27 days (not that I am counting or anything). And must admit that I still have yet to see the "How to Grow a Band", hope that you make to SLC soon with them.

Best wishes and much love as always,

Neeka
 
Posted by ***Neeka*** on Thursday, March 15, 2007 - 11:19 PM
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andria

 
I had the pleasure of the How to Grow a Band twice this year. In one weekend!
Hopefully more to come! =) I can hardly wait for the Tensions Mountain Boys.
 
Posted by andria on Thursday, March 15, 2007 - 11:37 PM
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Fiona
Fiona Christoe

 
I did have the pleasure of you and the How to Grow a Band's company for Wintergrass, which was simply amazing by the way. Hopefully, we will see the Tensions Mountain Boys in the northwest very soon.

Fiona
 
Posted by Fiona on Friday, March 16, 2007 - 12:25 AM
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Fiona
Fiona Christoe

 
I did have the pleasure of you and the How to Grow a Band's company for Wintergrass, which was simply amazing by the way. Hopefully, we will see the Tensions Mountain Boys in the northwest very soon.

Fiona
 
Posted by Fiona on Friday, March 16, 2007 - 12:26 AM
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katiegail

 
That's not dispicable, if the reader can follow the entire path of logic. I interpret this to mean you don't "kiss and tell", at least by blog, which is quite respectable. I look forward to seeing you in the company of any band as soon as you make it to south Texas. (The next show I know of is the farewell tour coming to Helotes in April.) So, see you then, and play on!!
 
Posted by katiegail on Friday, March 16, 2007 - 12:38 AM
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katiegail

 
Hmm, after reading the other comments, I need to say something about TV. In the new movie Bridge to Terebithia, girl says "TV rots your brain." Boy in class says "I watch TV all the time!" Girl says "I rest my case."
I stopped watching TV, but maybe it's b/c I dont have cable. Or b/c I'd rather read.
 
Posted by katiegail on Friday, March 16, 2007 - 12:44 AM
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Emma

 
i like dave matthews
and blues traveler
and chris thile

i dont see whats wrong with this
 
Posted by Emma on Friday, March 16, 2007 - 3:41 AM
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Daniel
Daniel Watkins

 
TV melts the brain....
hey is Splenda that artificial sweetner that you put in tea and coffee? at least thats what it is here in Australia.
peace, Daniel.
 
Posted by Daniel on Friday, March 16, 2007 - 5:11 AM
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Lisa

 
Chris you are too much! But you always keep me on my toes.

While my family watches an embarrassing amount of time watching TV, and I will admit to the mind numbing properties of cable television, I will say that it contributed to saving my life when my mother learned how to do the Heimlich maneuver by watching television.

And while I also can get sucked into the soul crushing disease of television, I can’t resist how full shows like The Office and Freaks and Geeks have made me feel. So while TV is evil, it does have some healing properties, although I know such things, (like blog posts) are often few and far between.

In the meantime, I’ll be dreaming about linocuts, the words in Don Delillo’s White Noise, and saying something smooth and funny to you at Floores in April, but I will more likely mutter something about a good show and an autograph to you and then drive back home full and happy.

Always listening,

Lisa
 
Posted by Lisa on Friday, March 16, 2007 - 7:00 AM
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Would you be privy to other things that are bad for the soul? Because I watch none of it and mine still seems to be afflicted with a fiery case of Soul-leprosy.

...and what happens if I check one of those "2 kudos" buttons at the bottom of the screen? Do you get something out of the deal?
 
Posted by . on Friday, March 16, 2007 - 6:27 PM
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taunaleah

 
Not as despicable...promise?
 
Posted by taunaleah on Friday, March 16, 2007 - 6:29 PM
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Loretta Jenkins

 
I love Dave Matthews, Blues Traveler and Chris Thile. I don't think that my common tastes are uncommon. Perhaps you hate yourself, but not to worry. I would marry you if I were ten years younger, single and free from the chains of children. In other words, you may suffer from self-loathing surrounding the fact that you appeal to the same people who like Dave and Popper, but I love you. And my opinion matters. But maybe I don't love you. Maybe I just think you are hot and talented, emphasis on hot. Shallow, we fans can be. Fame's gotta suck sometimes, but I'd still take it for a spin any day.
 
Posted by Loretta Jenkins on Saturday, March 17, 2007 - 1:08 AM
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Alex(andra)
Alex Wertley

 
thank you my dear
 
Posted by Alex(andra) on Saturday, March 17, 2007 - 3:21 AM
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Curiously Intense

 
Ok so first I had to go back and make sure I had not left a note on last drivel blog... but then was too lazy to scan all the pages of notes so I decided to just FEEL like I wasn't that silly as to comment on it. And now I can move onward... of COURSE you are not as despicable as you come across there. But if you could take the time to point out someone who IS despicable, in a nice Daffy Duck fashion, and then get shot several times before crumbling into a pile that leaves your mouth hanging in space a moment longer than the rest of you... well that would make me forget all about Blog the Fifth. Think you can? You don't have to show anyone else, in case you are afraid it might not work. Just me. ; ) Be well.
 
Posted by Curiously Intense on Saturday, March 17, 2007 - 4:41 PM
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Sar
Sara Toth

 
Marry Me...
 
Posted by Sar on Saturday, March 17, 2007 - 7:19 PM
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Ron

 
Glad you're resolved to blog on a higher plane, though it's nice to play mind games occasionally. And, true--a gentleman never tells. For what it's worth, IMHO t.v. AND sports are the opiates of the masses. Well, gotta go get another fix--"American Idol" is coming on. (heh, heh)
 
Posted by Ron on Monday, March 19, 2007 - 12:36 AM
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Panzo Casper

 
there are two colors in my head
 
Posted by Panzo Casper on Monday, March 19, 2007 - 4:10 AM
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Travis Ehrenstrom

 
sadly dave writes most of his own stuff unlike your first nickel creek album, so maybe you should think about drinking jack and diet...
 
Posted by Travis Ehrenstrom on Monday, March 19, 2007 - 5:03 AM
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The Tensions Mountain Boys

 
Hole, why you have a rage?
 
Posted by The Tensions Mountain Boys on Monday, March 19, 2007 - 5:03 AM
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Sarah Eleanor

 
welcome back chris dear
are your own words for to hear
in a blog sincere!

~Sarah Eleanor
 
Posted by Sarah Eleanor on Monday, March 19, 2007 - 5:19 AM
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Davey

 
Blog the Fifth and a Half was indeed a little disappointing, but I'm sure Blog the Sixth will make up for it.

On a totally unrelated note:

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c117/Unkledoc/OhNoes.jpg

Myspace raised an interesting question, and challenged my faith in the Chris of the Thile variety.

I mean.. Chris Brown apparently has music without cost. Who can deny that?

I guess that's what I get for looking at MAS tribute Myspaces. =..
 
Posted by Davey on Monday, March 19, 2007 - 7:52 AM
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Megan

 
Would you go to a Cubs game if DMB sang "Take me out to the ballgame" at the bottom of the 7th?
 
Posted by Megan on Monday, March 19, 2007 - 5:43 PM
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Any Day Now

 
Hah I read your last blog and when people started writing like you meant it I thought it was pretty funny too. Anyways I was at carnegie, you guys were awsome. You made me switch from guitar to mandolin and make me want to be a better musician. Keep it up, your stuff is inspirational, and Bach has what 10,000 songs on record you better get crackin'!(<thats right)
 
Posted by Any Day Now on Monday, March 19, 2007 - 8:05 PM
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