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City: New York
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Saturday, September 15, 2007 
Thanks to Pickles for unearthing this special report:
 
 
The Bailey Herald
September 5, 2007
Arts and Entertainment:
 
 
It may come as a surprise to residents of the front range that Nickel Creek Mandolinist, Chris Thile, set up shop for the last few days in the mountain town of Bailey, Colorado. He brought his new band, The Tensions Mountain Boys, to a Bailey Vacation house for a 4 day retreat to rehearse and write music. The events that transpired on the evening of September, 3rd will come as a complete surprise to local music fans . 
 
After a long day of rehearsal, Thile ventured out in his bright yellow GMC Hummer to find a drink at a local watering hole. Thile soon found himself at Bailey's local honkey-tonk, the Bailey Bread, for a night cap.
What Manhattan resident Thile expected to procure was a 10-15 year old scotch, neat. What he found, was neither scotch nor neat.  Before he knew it Thile was on stage sitting in with the Monday night house band consisting of Colorado's unsung weekend warriors, Punch Brothers.
 
Punch Brothers are a virtually unheard of weekend band out of Leadville, CO, who have gotten more serious about their music as of late. Coincidentally, four of the Punch Brothers have found themselves recently unemployed and/or released on parole from State Prison.
 
Less than 24 hours after Thile's unexpected sit-in at the Bailey Bread, the Nickel Creek frontman held an impromptu press conference at 11:37 am in front of the Cool Beans Coffee Shop on HWY 285 in Bailey. The press conference went virtually unnoticed by local and national press, the biggest publication was represented by a local man, going by the name of DudeLightHouse1, a member of the mandolincafe.com message board community.
 
At the press conference, Thile seemed frazzled with popcorn falling out of his uncontrollable hair.  Rumors have been flying around the foothills that a strange odor was eminating from the podium, most specifically from the mandolinist's right arm.
 
Thile went on to announce that upon returning to the band house later that evening, he found letters of resignation from all the members Tensions Mountain Boys awaiting him on his air mattress. Thile says of the matter, "I was shocked to find that they all had left me. But life moves on, and I want to keep the dream alive."  It seems as if there was not even a 24 hour mourning period for Thile's old bandmates. He finished his press conference by announcing that he has hired  Punch Brothers to be his full-time band. He plans to record with them this fall, and start major touring after Nickel Creek says Good Bye For now at the finale concerts in Nashville in late november.
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Currently listening:
Oktoberfest in Germany
By Various Artists
Release date: 27 October, 1989
Curiously Intense

 
that is nearly crazy. very nearly crazy. that poor poor Thile boy. how will he ever cope? but i am sure he has bounced back neatly, and i bet these new brothers put the TMB to shame with good looks, talent, and a whole lot more. its odd though, i swear i've seen one or two of these new guys before... can't quite recall where though. ; ) -Rhiannon
 
Posted by Curiously Intense on Saturday, September 15, 2007 - 8:50 PM
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Ron

 
Rhiannon: Do you happen to watch "America's Most Wanted?" Perhaps a trip to that show's web site will refresh your recollection. As for our poor beloved but abandoned waif, Chris, as long as he still has a bit of popcorn left to catch as it falls from his locks, bet your bottom dollar that he won't starve to death. And, as for those absconding former band members, they'll have to change the name of their band to the TMJ--Tension Mountain Jerks :) Ron.
 
Posted by Ron on Sunday, September 16, 2007 - 2:48 AM
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miranda

 
i respect your decision for the name change. however the name reminds me of the frozen tropical fruit juice made from concentrate whereas tension mountain boys, according to my friend makes her think of jake gyllenhal & heath ledger and their tension on the mountain. tmb just sounds hotter. but it's ok.
 
Posted by miranda on Saturday, September 15, 2007 - 9:11 PM
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Jenn Ryan

 
yellow hummer, eh?
 
Posted by Jenn Ryan on Saturday, September 15, 2007 - 9:15 PM
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Jenn-Bunny

 
Reincarnation!!!! How spiff. Although the name Punch Brothers brings to mind the Knuckle Brothers from OC. Oh well... :)
 
Posted by Jenn-Bunny on Saturday, September 15, 2007 - 9:29 PM
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Jenn-Bunny

 
And by OC I really mean the UK. Weird finger typings
 
Posted by Jenn-Bunny on Saturday, September 15, 2007 - 9:31 PM
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Tim

 
What?! So the Punch Brothers think they can manage without the rest of the Tensions? Their poor fingers are going to fall off trying to keep up with you, you know. And then the poor, fingerless musicians will have to scavange up an a capella group, and it's going to be all your fault.
 
Posted by Tim on Saturday, September 15, 2007 - 9:30 PM
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Jenny

 
Really?

A yellow Hummer?

That's the most shocking part of the whole article for me. ;)
 
Posted by Jenny on Saturday, September 15, 2007 - 10:02 PM
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Bri'anna Joy

 
What a shame that Chris' band marooned him. I admire how well he has bounced back. If he can handle such a hard blow so strongly and swiftly, there is nothing to stop him from achieving anything. I look forward to hearing how Chris and the Punch Brothers play.

Good luck Chris!

Well wishes from Utah,
Bri'anna Joy
 
Posted by Bri'anna Joy on Saturday, September 15, 2007 - 10:25 PM
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Miss Martha

 
Oh my, Gumby-feet, you have been traveling. I'm excited to see what comes of this adventure...my ears are readying themselves.

A Hummer, Chris? (I realize my incredulity is shared by several other people.)

Martha (LK)
 
Posted by Miss Martha on Saturday, September 15, 2007 - 10:31 PM
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silly me

 
what?? lol
 
Posted by silly me on Saturday, September 15, 2007 - 11:12 PM
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silly me

 
lol, oh, ok I get it...
 
Posted by silly me on Saturday, September 15, 2007 - 11:13 PM
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Mama Grande!

 
Yellow Hummer
"the Punch brothers"
and popcorn falling from his hair...

Sounds like a rap song to me...
 
Posted by Mama Grande! on Saturday, September 15, 2007 - 11:22 PM
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Lisa

 
You are having so much fun. This is good. :)
 
Posted by Lisa on Saturday, September 15, 2007 - 11:55 PM
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ms. andrea

 
Guest blogs are fun. Maybe another soon, possibly from that foul-mouthed Snowy Fox? Or perhaps, even a blog from the man himself....blog the seventh?
 
Posted by ms. andrea on Sunday, September 16, 2007 - 1:15 AM
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Chris

 
Unfortunately the name Punch Brothers is already taken by a realatively unheard of Norwegean a cappella group. If you can sleep at night knowing that their dreams lay dead in the path of your quest for celebrity, then sir, I bid you good luck.
 
Posted by Chris on Sunday, September 16, 2007 - 2:50 AM
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Beth

 
this has Nut-so written all over it. what's not to LOVE!?
the popcorn is a necessary touch. stupendous!
 
Posted by Beth on Sunday, September 16, 2007 - 6:45 AM
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Sovay

 
But was it butter, toffee or plain popcorn?

This is what the people demand to know! As usual, the press screw it all up by reporting incidental and irrelevant information like a band split...chuh.

(And no, I almost didn't make it past the yellow Hummer either.)
 
Posted by Sovay on Monday, September 17, 2007 - 1:20 AM
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Brandy

 
Riotous.
 
Posted by Brandy on Monday, September 17, 2007 - 12:01 PM
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I'd told you that without another blog the sirens would sing the song of mutinous indigestion; now take a gander at what has happened. I can only guess at the fates of those sorry TMBoys as they scoot around like bottom feeders under the gloomy canopy of Lake Michigan's slow freezing clutch.

May you contemplate the afterlife with a clear conscience, Mr. Thile. And, by the way, that was my kitten stuck on your military-issue tire. Do you mind peeling him out of your tread before the next leg of your Farewell for Now tour?
 
Posted by . on Monday, September 17, 2007 - 11:32 PM
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Jo♪h
Josh Bodfield

 
Their loss man....
 
Posted by Jo♪h on Wednesday, September 19, 2007 - 1:03 AM
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dave

 
My favorite single malt is Lagavullin. A 16 year-old from Islay. It has the most beautiful color in the universe, and smells, then tastes even better! My mouth is currently watering...
Dave
 
Posted by dave on Wednesday, September 19, 2007 - 7:00 PM
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jt

 
Oh just pick a damned name already.
 
Posted by jt on Thursday, September 20, 2007 - 4:08 AM
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hh

 
werent the punch brothers related to the hammer brothers?

mario, anyone?
 
Posted by hh on Thursday, September 20, 2007 - 10:34 AM
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Yes, Dave! Lagavulin is my second favorite Scotch after one that tastes remarkably similar: another smoky single malt but just a wee hair smoother, if you can imagine that. I don't know what the number one Scotch is called but it is also from Islay, toted back in a hand-numbered bottle by friends of lesbian lawyers, straight from Scotland like some cheap airport trinket.
 
Posted by . on Saturday, September 22, 2007 - 12:24 AM
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Nicole

 
well since i'm forced to post a comment in order to bestow any kudos.... I'll just say that the yellow Hummer thing kinda threw me for a loop, but then again I drive a yellow Beetle so whatever. At least you got yourself a good color ;)
 
Posted by Nicole on Sunday, September 23, 2007 - 11:23 PM
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Clementine.
Courtney Barber

 
I began at the beginning and repeated all the lines.

"Punch, brothers, punch with care! Punch in the presence of the
passenjare!"
 
Posted by Clementine. on Monday, September 24, 2007 - 5:44 AM
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Davey

 
"DudeLightHouse1, a member of the mandolincafe.com message board community."


There were many lulz to be had here. A good many, indeed.

The moral here is that (well, aside from the incredible storytelling apparent in all of Sir Thile's blogs) no matter the name of the band, the men involved will continue on their path to sainthood.


Although, I'm not sure that releasing Critter (is he still called that?) from prison was such a good idea.
 
Posted by Davey on Wednesday, September 26, 2007 - 4:36 PM
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.

 
What a funny coincidence. You see, I happen to drive a blue Hummer. If Thile were to drive fast one way and I another, when passing each other, the effect might produce an ethereal green streak stretching in opposite directions.
 
Posted by . on Thursday, September 27, 2007 - 12:20 AM
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Brandy

 
For a second there, it was like finding out Rick Rubin drives a Range Rover.
 
Posted by Brandy on Thursday, September 27, 2007 - 12:19 PM
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sarah alyse

 
That is unfathomably lame. The Tensions Mountain Boys was amongst the best band names I had ever heard. I can't believe such...such...DECEIVERY.

That's it, Thile. We are through. I'm going to my mother's; there's a note for you on the end table.
 
Posted by sarah alyse on Sunday, October 14, 2007 - 3:00 AM
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dO.Ob Spidermonkey

 
That's fabulous that so many people believed this. What was the strange odor from his arm?? I have to know! If I could give a thousand kudos, I would. lol
 
Posted by dO.Ob Spidermonkey on Thursday, December 06, 2007 - 9:14 PM
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unwashed, filthy demands
Lyfe Jennings

 
i was very nearly aghast when i read the bit about the hummer. i was all... surely chris wouldn't really drive a... oh. it's a joke. thank christ.
 
Posted by unwashed, filthy demands on Wednesday, February 06, 2008 - 6:29 AM
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