If you follow me on Twitter, (and if you don't, are you crazy?), you know that I've been deathly ill. Okay, I may be exaggerating slightly, but I need to complain to someone. See it all started on a weekend where I was alone. Do you know how annoying that is? I don't often get to be alone AND I don't often get to annoy the crap out of other people with how sick I am, how I can't breathe, how I'm hot, and now I'm cold. Really, being sick is only fun when others are around, when I can wave a dirty tissue in front of their face and threaten to make them ill if they don't do something for me. Otherwise, what is the point?

So anyway, now I'm semi healthy and trying to catch up on work, blahblahblah, see I'm boring now! There was a bit of excitement yesterday. My partners ex-wife, who is semi crazy in the way Sarah Palin is semi prepared to be Vice President, ahem, ie, bat shit crazy. Well she decided to start threatening us and generally being her normal pain in the ass self by calling, texting, and emailing over 20 times in 5 hours because we weren't doing what she wanted when she wanted it. I thought you only got to do that to someone you were currently married to? Apparently not. So she threatened to come to our home, which she has never been to, and if she's smart, never will, but unfortunately she chickened out, because I was really looking forward to having her arrested. She's already had a restraining order, contempt charges and a warrant issued for failing to comply with the last restraining order. Ah well, I'm sure there'll be another chance.

So, that's probably a lot more personal information than you ever wanted to know, but this IS the personal side of TWIP! In other personal news, we've been invited to a lot of Halloween events, but they are all scheduled when we are out of town. Our favorite party is this Saturday in VA, but we are here in Philly, where all of the good parties will be happening ON Halloween, when we will be in VA. Of course it IS wine week which always puts a smile on my face!