Hello Holly...

(yeah a cheesy Broadway pun-a-like but whatcha gonna do..?)

First off let me just showya this....!!!

The Right To Be Italian..And DryBaby

Seeing as you are one of the "Wendy Disciples"..

(a dwindling bunch at the best of times..!)

You will no doubt want to expand your..

Wendy Knowledge..

(The Way Of The Freckle)

Wendy sadly suffers from "selective amnesia" about DryBaby..

And often never mentions it's existence (2 years and rising!) to people like you..

Not to worry..

DryBaby comes to the rescue of the poor forgetful girl..

Show you the way to DryBaby's site(s)...

Ready..?

Go here...

DryBaby

and here...

Smutbreast

and this is a good one too...

DrybabyWordpress

Who is this masked fellow..

DRYBABY...?

I won't spoil the surprise for you..

(and it will be a surprise I promise you..!)

Just simply do the following..

Type...

"drybaby wendy"  or  "smutbreast wendy"  

(without the " " obviously!)

into any (and I do mean ANY) search engine you like...

Google...

Yahoo...

Alta Vista...

(DryBaby should be at the very top of each of them..)

If you type into Google..

Don't forget to click the "images" tab too...

Smutbreast is GREAT for images for some odd reason.

I don't pretend to understand.

(make sure your family filter is turned OFF...kay?)

and you WILL be amazed at what you see there...

Amazed...

Remember now...

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

The biggest (and currently ONLY) Wendy James site on the entire internet...

(and no I am not counting theracineworld.com....that is a terrible site!)

Wendy is SO forgetful sometimes...

Coca Cola does that to a person sometimes..

(cough...cough...cough)

Wink

So now you know.

The Biggest Open Secret On The Internet..

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y


P.S...yeah sure you can show my "friends request" to Wendy if you wanna..

No biggie..

I've got nothing to hide unlike some..

B.T.W...Holly

I don't really "do" the friends thing here on MySpace..

I am not a 14 yr old EMO and have plenty of real life friends thanks...

(so don't be surprised if you don't ever appear here on my page...kay?)

But it is worth it just to send shivers up Miss James' (curved) spine..

"dreamy"...."gross"...."sounding fantastic"...."me me me"....etc...

Did she tell you about her R3 album's problems behind the scenes..?

Thought not.

DryBaby will in the New Year...kay?

Dreamy...(or should that be "stoned and dreamy"..?)

and of course now you KNOW about DryBaby like 100,000's others do..

Check out the Cokey Wokey Snort  photos whydontcha..?

(Wendy tends to be very "shy" talking about DryB but fuck'er...LOL!)

You will learn SO much and be amazed at what you see..

Looking forward to yet another career comeback attempt from you too..