i've decided what i want super power i'd like,.

i'd like to be able to magically punch the stupid out of people.

please please please please please please please (insert deity here) give me this power.

let me be clear, i don't actually want to hurt any one, i just want the joy of punching stupid/annoying people in the head, and the knowledge that it has helped them be less stupid.
and i'd be nice if they would thank me for the privilege.

i'd go something like this.

"hey andy, retarded psycobable i'm stupid, annoying, and can't shut the hell up on and on and on and on and on and on............

MAGIC SUPER HEAD PUNCH!™
THUMP! (them hitting floor)

they would take a minute to collect them selves, get up off the floor and then say:

"oh jesus, thank you andy...... i feel so much better now. what the fuck was i thinking. dammit, i used to be so stupid. please punch me in the head later if you happen to see the need. or if you're bored, or for the fun of it, or whatever."

and then the world is a better place, one head punch at a time.
yea for me.

any other good super power ideas?

let me hear them.


p.s. anyone needing MAGIC SUPER HEAD PUNCH!™ may apply here.
you can thank me later.