I woke up like it was any other day.
So I grabbed my keys and I walked away.
But my roommates said that they wished that I had slept with them.

This freaked me out because they are guys.
But I went to school and to my surprise
All the other guys said the exact same thing to me.
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So while I was sleeping
Everyone woke up gay today.
So now I'm the only strait guy left in this part of Texas.

And I'd move away
But everyone else is now gay too.
So now I'm the only strait guy left in the world.
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So suddenly my options fell away before I knew it.
I tried hard to convince myself that this was my fault and I blew it.
Cuz the girl that I was working on now had no interest in me.

And for some reason, the lesbians did not want to experiment.
This world is hell and I'm just in its midst trying to live in it.
I swear I'm not discriminative, but why's there no girl for me?
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So while I was sleeping
Everyone woke up gay today.
So now I'm the only strait guy left in this part of Texas.


And I'd move away
But everyone else is now gay too.
So now I'm the only strait guy left in the world.
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Suddenly, Harley sales shoot up.
And all the chicks start to act real tough.
And quickly, all their marches stop.
Because gay people now make the law.
So gay marriage is allowed,
But as a strait guy, I have no rights.

But that doesn't really matter cuz there's no one for me to date.
I left the old world for a new one that I completely hate
Because for the first time, I'm all alone
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So I'm marching on the capital for strait rights.
I'm not gonna go down without a fight.
But the people are laughing right at me.
Wondering why I'm strait, but they need to see.

That I'm a person too.
I have the exact same thoughts as you.
But I'm strait. There I said it. I'm strait.

So I just need you to know.
That I'm strait and I'm proud to show it.
And I don't care if you don't approve of me.
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So while I was sleeping
Everyone woke up gay today.
So now I'm the only strait guy left in this part of Texas.

And I'd move away
But everyone else is now gay too.
So now I'm the only strait guy left in the world.

Yea, I'm the only strait guy left
In the world.