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I got this one lady today. She wanted the bacon you can cook in the microwave. So I showed her the fully cooked bacon and she said that wasn't it. So I showed her the microwave ready bacon from Hormel and she said it was Oscar Mayer. Well, the only bacon of Oscar Mayer's is the fully cooked bacon, which she said wasn't it because we had it in the cooler and this wasn't cooled. She didn't want fully cooked bacon, we wanted bacon you could cook in the microwave. I told her that you can cook all bacon in the microwave but she wasn't happy about that answer.
So I asked the guy in grocery if we had any magical bacon in the back that wasn't fully cooked and yet didn't have to be cooled. He showed me the same exact Oscar Mayer bacon that I showed the lady and I told him that she said that it wasn't it. So he went out to tell her that we don't have any bacon on the regular grocery shelves. All of the bacon we had was with the other bacon.
So the lady still didn't believe us so we had to get the grocery manager to tell her that she had absolutely no bacon at all in her area period. Well, that old lady biotch didn't get any bacon and just walked off all mad. She must have went to management because all of management heard about it. She was the moron of the day.
The second stupid customer I had today picked up a 1 lb roll of 80/20 ground beef. He asked me if we had any 85% and I told him that we didn't carry it. So he asked me if we had any more 80/20. I gave him a funny look because the beef was completely full and so I was wondering how much he wanted. I told him what we have is out. So he starts looking behind the 73% like I am hiding the 80% behind the 73%. I pointed up to where the 80% was stocked and said, "The 80/20 is up here." He went, "Oh!" Duh. We would have had to pick up the first roll from there anyway. I am positive this guy was on drugs to be that stupid.
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