Ahhh, what a day for a parade eh? Like so many comic book geeks I spent the day downloading porn and watching the post-debate coverage. It's a wierd combo... Plus trying to get down ideas for Endless Sky (buy the first issue from LULU today!!!).

I tried calling Steve but he was busy hunting wolves from inside a submarine. BEAT THAT PALIN! Steve NUKES his game, you try to pop them off with a silly little armalite pea-shooter. You lack COJONES ma'm. Anyways, I've heard about the live-action "Cowboy Bebop" movie and gave up all hope. Keanu Reeves is rumored to be signed on to play Spike Spiegel. That's right... the guy who phoned in his "Matrix Reloaded-Revolutions" and "Street Kings" performances is now gonna phone in the perfomance of our beloved bounty hunter from the jazzy future. I have to say, seeing the news was like waking up with a condom on my head and hearing David Hasslehoff's voice humming the "Baywatch" theme coming from my bathroom. Someone's gonna have to answer for this, and it's gonna be you LIBERAL AMERICA!!! Wait... no, let me rephrase that...

It's gonna be you PAUL RUDD!!!

Damn you!!! Your sucha... charming... uh... damn you!!!

By the way, to anyone reading this. Please buy TV on the Radio's latest musical opus "Dear Science". What it lacks in cover art, it makes up in spades in musical brilliance. In addition to that, please DON'T buy Metallica's "Death Magnetic" as it proves that once these guys cut their hair, it turned them into Armani-buying steak-heads that like the taste of each other's dicks rather than the metal heroes we remember them for. Dude, what's with the shitty recording sound? Balls sirs... Balls.

Can't wait for WATCHMEN... until then, watch your back RUDD.