This is going to be short, but this is something I REALLY hate. 

I can't stand, as a matter of fact, detest, a Nasty Dude (who has bitch tendencies).  This dude I work with is THE NASTIEST person I have ever had the misfortune to encounter.  He sits at his desk and picks his nose (if you read my previous post you know me and boogers do not go).  Now get this he'll go right behind that and pick his teeth.  this dude will blow booger missiles into the corner, drinks two cans of soda in the morning and just starts burping, no, belching half the morning.  Nasty ass muth****. 

AND this dude has bitch tendecies.  What do I mean by that?  Well let me explain.  Anytime someone comes over to talk to me about business, if I look over at the right time he will be all in the conversation.  Then he goes and tells his little snitch bitch what the person said to me so that she can go ask the boss why am I doing it instead of him.  If I request a program, he has to go right behind me and request the same one (Won't know what the program is for, but if I have it he has to have it).  If certain dudes walk past he'll start brown nosing talking about "Good morning, it's good to see your beautiful face."  What kind of shit is that for one dude to say to another.  And he thinks he's a little punk ass promoter, trying to do big things like my other dude I work with does.  Plus he thinks that he can talk patua (sp??) and I don't understand.  HA!!  Fooled him.  I stay around West Indians, I understand all that shit.  (May not can spell it but I do understand). 

I have never in my life want to lay the hands of God on a dude so bad. 

ARGH!  I CAN'T STAND BITCH ASS DUDES. 

(I'm not usually like this, but I'm so annoyed that my two options are to bust this dude in the face with my keyboard or tell you guys about it.  I choose Option B.  lol)