First off how do you spell Don'ts, Don't's...whatever anyway here we go...

1.  DO pay attention to what lane your going in, if it's not marked as an EZ Pass lane it probably isn't one.

2.  DON'T get mad at me because your dumb ass couldn't understand the signs and ended up in New York when your trying to go to Six Flags/Great Adventures..Dumb Ass.

3.  DO try to be patient.  Most people don't know that they're still in the state of New Jersey let alone what exit they're at.

4.  DON'T sit there laying on the horn and when you get up to the booth ask, "Duh, how much is it?", then dig through the 9 layers of shit in your car.

5.  DO ask for directions if you really don't know your location.  Nine time out of 10 we've been asked the same question 50 times during our shift.

6.  DON'T get mad when we really don't know the directions to your destination.  I'm not some type of geographic genius that can tell you how to get from this booth to God knows where in Southern California.

7. DON'T get mad because I refuse to repeat the direction for the umpteenth. 

8.  DO have your money ready if you know the toll.  We don't even mind waiting for a couple of seconds while you get the last little bit of change together.

9. DON'T pull up with 5 other grown ass adults in the car, hand me a ticket all the way from exit 1, then sit there with the only dumbass look on your face and say "Duh, how much is it?"  There are 5 other grown ass men/women in the car.  None of ya'll could have figured out how much the damn ticket was?  (I wish there was a "your a dumb ass" smiley face for this one.)

10.  DON'T ask us why we wear gloves .  If you knew some of the shit people do with money you would wear gloves too .

11.  DON'T get mad at me because you lost your ticket and now you have to pay the full toll.

12.  DON'T give the ticket to the baby and then say some dumb shit because I don't want to touch some drool/vomit covered ticket.  "Oh it's only from the baby." Fuck outta here!!!

This one is for your benefit..

13.  DON'T PUT MONEY IN YOUR MOUTH  .  Read # 10 again as a refresher.

14.  DO run the lane if you want to..LOL..LOL, we got something for that ass.

15.  DO make sure you read the right amount if your going to do the ol' pay-and-pull-off routine.  Once again, we got something for that ass .

16.  DON'T pay, pull off, and then throw your car into reverse backing to the person now in the lane.  All that for a receipt? 

17.  DO stay alert. Avoid accidents and read flashing signs and such.

18.  DON'T be nosey . I don't know why the freakin grasslands are on fire, I don't know why that helicopter is hovering over the Turnpike, I don't know why the trooper is pulling someone out of their car.  Actually, we do but we're not telling you, LOL .

I can't think of anymore right now.  To all my fellow co-workers if any come to mind feel free to add on.