If you were a fan of the (now ended) Hyper Nonsense podcast, then you already know what "As the Type Moves" is. It's a little feature I used to do on the Hyper Nonsense show that a lot of people seem to like. Basically, I search through the Craigslist "Missed Connection" postings, pull out the most ridiculous, overly dramatic, and hysterically funny anonymous postings, and read them out to you. It even has it's own background music.
You're gonna love it!