"The ninja of seaweed" is a 19-second YouTube video apparently filmed in the Red Sea. A single touch on this humble underwater plant, and....!
This past week (May 11-15, 2009), Ninjalistics, your top-quality provider of corporate assassination and espionage services, brought you this entertaining and informative panoply of content:
Monday: The Ninja News story this week announced our GradsToGrains program. Now all those recent business and finance graduates, suddenly realizing they have no skills of any use to any sane person, can still find productive employment on remote rural farmsteads -- not only through unskilled (yet heartening!) manual labor, but also as entertainment for tourist buses eager to see Harvard grads cleaning the chicken coops.
Wednesday: In their weekly webcomic, The Ninja Agenda, Team 19's operational postmortem was interrupted by Nathan's surprising discourse on Chromium Dragons and their subversive allies on his team. Just another day at Ninjalistics...
Free Form Friday: Our latest offbeat Ninjagraphic is -- you'll like this -- a votive candle label offering a Prayer of Protection from Ninja Assassins. This secular meditation appeals to everyone regardless of beliefs, at least if said beliefs include an aversion to being kidnapped by ninja assailants. Print the label, stick it on a candle, follow the directions, and you're as thoroughly protected from ninj-ery as anyone could expect from such action.
(You can view this label, and all our forms and graphics, at the free document-sharing site Scribd.com.)
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