The May 22, 2009 New York Times story by Choe Sang-Hun,
South Korean Ex-President Kills Himself [free registration required], summarized the unexpected and mysterious suicide of Former Korean President Roh Moo-hyun, 62, who supposedly jumped off a cliff during a morning hike with his bodyguard near his retirement home in Bongha, South-by-southeast Korea.
President Lee Myung-bak, Mr. Roh’s successor, found the news “difficult to believe,” his office said. [...] In recent weeks, several of his aides and relatives had been arrested or questioned on charges of taking bribes. His elder brother also was arrested in December on bribery charges. Prosecutors suspected that Mr. Roh, while president, solicited a total of $6 million from a shoe manufacturer, payments that are alleged to have been made to his wife, his son, and his brother’s son-in-law.
This past week (May 18-22, 2009), Ninjalistics, your top-quality provider of corporate assassination and espionage services, brought new content of interest to many more people than just, for instance, Korean shoe manufacturers:
Monday: The Ninja News story was "Ninja caught playing with victim's organs," a distasteful episode involving a frivolous operative from our bitter competitor, NinjCo. The YouTube video of the ninja assassin making funny faces with "Mister Liver" has been pulled, but not before staining the ninjutsu-based industry's otherwise sterling reputation. For shame, NinjCo!
Wednesday: In our weekly webcomic, The Ninja Agenda, Team 19 grappled with an executive request for a fake budget. By presenting a fictitiously cheap bid for the expensive Caracas operation, they could demonstrate good value to a prospective client. What could go wrong?
Free Form Friday: Our latest free certificate is the official Ninjalistics Employee of the Month award certificate.
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