So after finally getting my drivers license on the third try - whoah thank god or else I would have had to wait another year to get it - I also got a new ride.

Of course I'm going to bash the ever living hell out of it in the up coming Contra Costa demolition derby in July.

But none-the-less it is a sweet ride. Let me try and describe to you the gentle beauty of this car.

It's a beautiful brown Olsmobile station wagon. Because I'm a pimp there is some crome trim around the outside. Inside it's a machine build for comfort with gigantic bucket seats with exposed foam.

In case your wondering, no, I won't sell it to you. But maybe a lucky lady or two will get a ride in it before it meets it's destiny in the demolition ring.