my nativity scene has got an asian jesus
a black joseph and a mohican mary
with her nipples pierced, got them facial tattoos
and tells me "beauty is all in yr head"

but instead of sheep they brought tanks
instead of three kings it's an entire fleet
and instead of herald angels they got satellites
what in the name of christ are you trying to prove

and if i had a brand new missile
i'd shoot-a down that brand new satellite
right into the polluted pacific
and flex my muscles for a brand new world


i eat dradle cakes with my jewish neighbors
and walk on my knees when there's midgets around
i shave my head for them cancer babies
and sit in wheelchairs for weeks on end

but when the satellite sees me will i be standing?
or moping around all nostalgic for zion
if anyone asks, tell em yer all cunt&smack - and
"these holes in my arms are just to let the sun shine in"

and if i had a brand new missile
i'd shoot-a down that brand new satellite
right into the polluted pacific
and flex my muscles for a brand new world