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Ryan Beatty



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Gender: Male
Status: Single
Age: 89
Sign: Taurus

City: Philadelphia/ManChester, Connecticut
State: Pennsylvania
Country: US
Signup Date: 11/10/2008
Tuesday, December 09, 2008 

Today I had work at good ol' Things Remembered in the granite run mall. Today indeed was a slow day it seemed no one was coming in, like a camel took a abundant shit in our door way. People would approach the store, and stare but they would not enter, but anyways as i was doing my usual stare out the entrance i saw a girl that i knew (Cheesey) talking to another girl at the Piercing place right in the middle of the hall way. This girl was the daughter of one of my mom's close friends. I remember times going over there and being babysitted by the girls older sister who was 17 "lacey"(actual name witheld") But as i was thinking of those times i thought of a certain time that i will never forget. I don't think any boy at the age of 11 would forget this moment. It was the moment i saw a girls breasts, ta ta's, fun bags, body fruit, tits..it goes on. I remember this one day me and lacey's sister were playing a game of Hide and Seek at their house. A game we usually played when my parent's were visitng hers. I was not the best hide and seek player but something hit me this time around playing, and decided that she would never find me in her sister's closet. So the game started i got 30 seconds, and i knew my destination was her sister's closet so i quickly get my self nuzzled in that closet like fucking E.T. I hear cheesey scream here i come and i chuckled to my self "This is the perfect spot, she knows she is not aloud in her sister's room! She would kill her if she did" 3 minutes go by and still no Ryan is found. I guess around the 5th minute i heard a door open..."Oh poo!...Wait..Its her sister eep!" Her sister was very cute and i had a little 11 year old crush on her. So i just decided to sit in there, but something that happened a minute later would forever be placed in my toy box of a brain. She started to get undressed! The New Kids On The Block shirt(her favorite group at the time) that she was wearing was coming off! Eeep i thought. At 11 years old this was GOLD for the school yard. I can't blow this i thought to my self, im becoming a man! So i sat there quietly as she began undoing her bra. Then as if i was watching the unwrapping of a nintendo game system that i always wanted for christmas, her bra pealed completley off and her ta ta's were in plain view of my 11 year old eyes! The act continued and she changed her outfit . It seemed every minute in that closet was a year and when i arrived back at school monday i would feel 10 years older then the rest of the kids. I knew what i was witnessing would not be witnessed by those guys for another 6 or so years. I knew from that time on i was a man...Ryan Beatty had seen the mountains, Mountains that the other kids had never seen. To finish this story. Lacey left the room and I sneakily moved to a more obvious location where i was caught shortly after. Although cheesey won hide and seek. I believe i came out the bigger winner. That day will forever be the day ryan beatty had become a man.

aka: EXPLOSIVE BIO SQUADRON HELMET RANGER.

 
YES.

its moments like these that make life worth living!
 
Posted by aka: EXPLOSIVE BIO SQUADRON HELMET RANGER. on Wednesday, December 10, 2008 - 1:09 AM
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THE BOSS

 
great story man and congrats thats one of those movie moments.

 
Posted by THE BOSS on Wednesday, December 17, 2008 - 8:55 AM
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Lawissa.
Larissa Price

 
haha i feel like that's something i'd read in a book.

 
Posted by Lawissa. on Monday, December 22, 2008 - 10:52 PM
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Carrie

 
fucking EPIC
 
Posted by Carrie on Monday, December 29, 2008 - 1:31 AM
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jfk

 
you make me laugh
 
Posted by jfk on Friday, January 02, 2009 - 8:08 AM
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**DiZz CaPoNe**
Shanda Mickens

 
OMG That sounds like something one would see in a coming of age movie lol
 
Posted by **DiZz CaPoNe** on Tuesday, January 13, 2009 - 7:19 AM
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Erin
Erin Wampole

 
That was the cutest story ever. It made me smile.
Thanks!
 
Posted by Erin on Thursday, January 15, 2009 - 10:08 PM
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Kerrie, Queen of the Punk Rock Squirrels

 
Hmm, I used to be the Assistant Manager of Afterthoughts in the Granite Run Mall, although that particular store isn't there anymore. That was one sucky job. The entire store was the size of a walk-in closet, and all day long I sat around waiting for anxiety-ridden mothers to come along toting their kids so that they could hand over their screaming babies to me, in order for me to strap them down and pierce their tiny little baby ears. NOT fun. Meanwhile, the mother would be freaking out and her two other kids would be running rampant through the shoebox store, screaming bloody murder and pushing over entire displays full of crappy third-rate body jewelry. Needless to say, I do NOT miss that job. Of course, now I work at an in-patient rehab... so.... nope, the rehab is WAY better.

Anyway, fantastic work on the boobs.

 
Posted by Kerrie, Queen of the Punk Rock Squirrels on Tuesday, January 27, 2009 - 5:13 PM
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Arrr yee matey!!!
Jon Cruz

 
that was awesome, gotta love the ta-tas haha. yeah, the new kids were definitely a pantie peeler for some reason haha. great blog was really interesting.
 
Posted by Arrr yee matey!!! on Thursday, May 07, 2009 - 7:31 PM
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Jen-nay : D
Jennifer Petrosky Newman

 
ROFL....nice

 
Posted by Jen-nay : D on Sunday, August 30, 2009 - 11:58 AM
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