So guess what fuckers This is Mike Ears aka Dogdick aka Tuff luvs roadie aka merch girl { so you want to buy a shirt FUCK YOU!!!} we don't sell this shit to pussies no matter how bad we need gas or how punk you think you are. I joined this band as friend and loyal supporter of the TUFF LUVS. Look fuck you and thank you to that chick I sold that shirt to in alabama and said later told her that she was just too fat. The money got us to the next town. Very soon We will be in Jackson MS playing with damned QUEERS and all you TUFF LUV fans better be there or just lay down cause your dead. Come and support history. I will be working the merch table as usaul and you better be mother fucking real and have cash. No I don't give change, so you better buy more. Its all rounded off to twenties aka gas money bitches. See you there in Jackson you mother effers Im mean fuckers. That my shout out to Jesco White. hail Satan And Baby Jesus and all that other shit too.
Mike Fucking Macy