WOOOOO

WHO KNEW PARTIES COULD BE SO FUCKIN STRESSFUL

I NEARLY PUNCHED ABOUT 40 PEOPLE IN THE FACE AT MY NEW YORK PARTY.

BUT THEN GOT SOME GOOD ADVICE FROM MY FUTURE BABYFATHER DAMON SO IT MADE EVERYTHING ALRIGHT.

HERE ARE THE PICS!! WOOP WOOP

IT WAS A FRANTIC RUSH TO GET EVERYTHING TOGETHER LAST MINUTE BUT WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS IT ALL FELL INTO PLACE..

I BOUGHT THE FABRIC TO MAKE MY DRESS THE DAY BEFORE MY BDAY BUT NEVER GOT ROUND TO IT.

SO 2 HOURS BEFORE THE PARTY I DECIDED TO MAKE IT... AGHH..

THIS IS IT AS  I JUST STARTED.. HAHA

Then i made it a bit fancy on the back to the side..

Then ... a tweak here

a stitch there

cut a million inches off

a pin and ali pinning a few buttons and....

Boom bamm... it was complete...

(yeh i'm wearing pink slippers and what?? ...)

So then we had 2 wait for Ronnie and Brandon to turn up who are alllwayyyss late.. and they eventually made it over for a birthday drink. I was sippin on the finest Tropicana (with juicy bits) as i decided not to drink alcohol on this night.. :O

ooh i love my new york friends...

sorry aout the quality i took all these pics on my macbook.. photobooth.. yuh dunn kno!!

Anyway so we made our way to the party and when we get there i was like :O OMG

There was a million people outside dressed in purple (that was the theme i chose for my party)

and it turns out i worked my arse off on my guestlist ... for NOTHING. The man at the door LIED and said my guestlist expired at 10:30 and then started to pick who he was letting in.. This guy is reknowed for not letting girls in for being overweight.. (fuckin bitch)

so i got really mad, stamped my foot and got dragged inside by the club owner who took me to my table. I threw my bag down and had words with him and he tried to sort it. In the end there was nothing i could do as the club had reached full capacity already.....

PUURRRPLLEEE

Thennnn people with sparklers brought me over a bottle of champagne that was up to my hip.. and was heavier than a small cow.. when this happened about a billion photographers came and took pictures which was weird and i could not handle..

People are rude though.. randoms i didn't even know were grabbing glasses of champagne off my table which i wanted to give to my friends. I had to stand on the sofa because i was actually pushed out the way. I started shouting and i think i scared a few people off but still some were grabbing and pouring themselves drinks out of my 21st bday bottle. This really upset me so i left them to it and went for a walk down the street.. I sat on some monument thing in my tiny dress in the rain and had a think... how can people be so greedy over alcohol??

Then i went back with a sour face and started booting people who i didn't know off my table. Finally i managed to fish out my friends who had been pushed away from my table..

Kelis came along for the celebrations with Damon. (my future husband... doesn't matter if he is gay)

My 2 amazing djs DAVE 1 of chromeo and STEVE AOKI..  OOH I LOVE YOU GUYS.. THANKK YOUU.. xxxxxx

Ok so i am fed up of writing now.. so i am just gonna post a million pics.. enjoy xxx

ONE DAY I HAD AREALLY NICETAXI DRIVER SO I ASKED HIM TO COME ALONG... AND HE DID!!!!

I HAVE A MILLION MORE PICS BUT I HAVEN'T GOT THE PATIENCE TO PUT THEM ALL UP. BUT I WILL WHEN I GET SENT SOME MORE...

SO AFTER THE PARTY I HOPPED IN A CAB HOME THREW EVERYTHING IN MY SUITCASES AND SAID MY GOODBYES AT 5AM AND HOPPED IN A CAB.

FELL ASLEEP WOKE UP FACE DOWN IN THE CAB AT JFK AIRPORT

GOT TOLD I COULDNT GET ON THE FLIGHT BECAUSE I COULDN'T FIND MY TICKET..

HUFFED AND PUFFED AND THEN FOUND IT

GOT ON THE FLIGHT

FELL ASLEEP

WOKE UP

GOT TO LONDON

WAITED FOREVER FOR MY BAGS

GOTTA CAB TO MY NEW EMPTY FLAT

GOT READY

GOT ON THE TUBE

AND HEADED TO PARTY NUMBER 2

HARDLY TOOK ANY PICTURES AS EVERYBODY BOUGHT ME DRINKS AS SOON AS I GOT THERE AND I GOT WASTED IN LIKE 3 MINUTES.

SPENT MOST OF THE NIGHT DANCING OR ROLLING AROUND ON THE STAGE WITH STICKERS OVER MY MOUTH.. ;p

THE NEW YORK PARTY WAS THE BOUJIS, KISS KISS ON EACH CHEEK, HIGH HEELS AND HIPSTER PARTY.

YOYO IN LONDON WAS MY FLAT SHOES. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK THAT YOU JUST SPILT A WHOLE DRINK DOWN MY BACK, I'M GONNA ROLL AROUND ON THE FLOOR AAND GET DIRTY PARTY.... hahahaha

I WAS VEX BECAUSE REG WOULDN'T GIVE ME A PIGGY BACK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CLUB... YEH CLEVER I DEA KESH...

AND THAT'S IT..

THAT'S MY 21ST BIRTHDAY RIGHT THERE IN PICTURE FORM.

IF YOU DIDN'T MAKE IT HOPE YU ENJOYED THE PICTURES.

LUVYA X