Problem #1- I have enough free time to compile this ridiculous list.

Problem#2- The F key. I must stop using words that need the letter F.
Uck.

Problem #3-I still have not found a way to have unlimited money without working. Actually, I don't know how to have unlimited money with working ALL THE UCKING TIME. (no F).

Problem #4-I can't kill stupid people without going to jail.

Problem #5- I can't kill annoying people without going to jail.

Problem#6- 9 year olds know everything. And I know nothing.

Problem #7- White shirts and black pants.

Problem #8- The laundry fairy won't come to my house, no matter how much I put under my pillow.

Problem #9- My maid called out sick today.

Problem #10- I can't afford a maid.

Problem #11- I got an itch on my back, that I can't reach.

 Problem #12 - I really CAN do stuff and I really do know stuff, and everyone treats me like I know nothing.

Problem #13- You. (no not you,  YOU!!)

Problem #14- My stripper pole hasn't come in yet.

Problem #15- Squirrels. They are so ucking cocky and think they own the trees. I am sure birds are actually the ones that own the trees.

Problem #16- Movies. Sometimes they suck, and the only way to find out they suck is to watch them and possible waste 2 hours of your life.

Problem #17- Cardio. I don't want to be a hampster. (running on my wheel, running on my wheel)

Problem #18- People. They suck. All of them. (I dare you to be the one to prove me wrong)

Problem #19- I don't have sunshine on a cloudy day. And it's cold outside and I don't have the month of May.

Problem #20- I feel obligated to finish this list now. :)