A re-definition of the terms vinyl* and super duper cool* : Saturday Night @ Schuba's. In a bizarre twist of fate, The vinyl pressing firm we Slings contracted with for "Lies to Your Face" Was owned and operated by a kind and unassuming, but quirky man named Rick Moranis who, when his magic record baking machine was hit by the neighbor kid's baseball, found himself thrust into a quixotic, miniaturized world where out 12" records started coming out as *super-duper-pooper-trooper-male-enhancing-mood-stabilizing tiny little *CD's! Needless to say, we Slings were at first puzzled, but then thrilled at what we have come to understand as the intervention of a benevolent guiding hand and now welcome this new and strange development as further proof that we must be the best band ever; chosen for some great purpose which will probably be revealed tomorrow night. Alternatively, Johns beautiful baby could be 4 1/2 feet tall and chewing on a 12" 45. Join us and experience this miracle of science yourself, when we release these magical miniaturized digital records Saturday night 5/31/08 (thats tomorrow, dummy) @ Schuba's. Remarkably, the price remained the exact same size.-Slings.