Now listen folks, I'm not asserting that I adventitiously-audaciously-arrogantly  advocate the use of marijuana and everyone should get baked as if you're a Sarah Lee Cheesecake.

But truth be told, if you pretentiously-pompously-pedantically pontificate that pot should be illegal then you're so retarded that you make the bronze medal runner up of the Special Olympic Spelling Bee look like the love child of Einstein and Hawking.

Remember before these straight laced, straight edged, crooked lying baby boomer politicians wore blazers with red ties they were blazers with red eyes that made Cheech and Chong seem like two poster boy DARE officers.

Listen, the orange shag carpet floor of their 1976 Volkswagen Van saw more roaches than a trigger happy Terminex employee of the month with double vision.

Honestly, pot is a gateway drug that could lead to snorting coke, smoking crack, or even ultimate Frisbee.

Hey look, side effects may include:

One, munchies so intense you say the words 'feed me' more than Rick Moraines' voluminous Venus fly trap.

Also, short term memory loss so intense that your bong hit is like a MIB agent using the Neuralizer without sunglasses.

And finally, laughter so intense that carrot top makes you laugh more than being tickled by a feather made of nitro oxide.

Bell-bottom-line, nowadays, if you think you should be in the joint for puffing a joint then you're the one that's high, okay.