For Guys:
1. Show up with some friends.
2. Spot at least three targets.
3. Go up to target one, pretend to know her friend, quickly realizing that its not who you thought it was, but starting conversation (with the target's friend).
4. After introducing yourself to the friend, turn to target, look her right in the eyes and get her name. Start some conversation with her. A good way to do this is ask,
"So you like Blackline?"
5. If she says "yes", continue. If she says "no, I'm here with my friend who does" give her a concerned look, the kind you'd give someone after they told you that they hadn't brushed their teeth in three weeks, and turn back to her friend who is pretty hot anyways. She is now the new target.
6. After talking with new target, tell her you're heading to the bar to get a drink and you want to get her one. REGARDLESS OF WHAT SHE SAYS, COME BACK WITH A LONG ISLAND ICED TEA, giving her an excuse as to why its not the Apple Martini she requested.
7. After she downs the Long Island, things should immediately be in your favor. Tell her she'd look good in a BLACKLINE GIRLY T-SHIRT and then buy her one at the merch counter for 10 bucks. Start planning what you guys are going to do after the show. When her friend (formerly target 1) butts in to say "no we are going home together!!" take target aside and whisper "man, it must be hard being so much prettier then your friends. Do they always get this mad when you want to do your own thing? Tell you what, lets take a shot and talk about it over at the bar".
8. Despite her attempt to tell you that she wants her shot to be a "lemon drop", order two shots of Tequila.
9. After the Tequila shots, head straight for home with her. It should be easy by now. Tell her she'll look cute in the Blackline Girly Shirt. If she tells you that you'll see it on her soon without any other clothes on, you've done well my friend. And you didn't even have to lie to her about being in the secret service or being the only nephew of Keanu Reeves.
For Girls:
1. Show up