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Status: Single
City: London UK, Los Angeles
State: California
Country: US
Signup Date: 10/8/2004

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Friday, November 10, 2006 

For Guys:

1. Show up with some friends.

2. Spot at least three targets.

3. Go up to target one, pretend to know her friend, quickly realizing that its not who you thought it was, but starting conversation (with the target's friend). 

4. After introducing yourself to the friend, turn to target, look her right in the eyes and get her name.  Start some conversation with her.  A good way to do this is ask,
"So you like Blackline?"

5. If she says "yes", continue.  If she says "no, I'm here with my friend who does" give her a concerned look, the kind you'd give someone after they told you that they hadn't brushed their teeth in three weeks, and turn back to her friend who is pretty hot anyways.  She is now the new target.

6. After talking with new target, tell her you're heading to the bar to get a drink and you want to get her one.  REGARDLESS OF WHAT SHE SAYS, COME BACK WITH A LONG ISLAND ICED TEA, giving her an excuse as to why its not the Apple Martini she requested. 

7. After she downs the Long Island, things should immediately be in your favor.  Tell her she'd look good in a BLACKLINE GIRLY T-SHIRT and then buy her one at the merch counter for 10 bucks.  Start planning what you guys are going to do after the show.  When her friend (formerly target 1) butts in to say "no we are going home together!!" take target aside and whisper "man, it must be hard being so much prettier then your friends.  Do they always get this mad when you want to do your own thing?  Tell you what, lets take a shot and talk about it over at the bar". 

8. Despite her attempt to tell you that she wants her shot to be a "lemon drop", order two shots of Tequila. 

9.  After the Tequila shots, head straight for home with her.  It should be easy by now.  Tell her she'll look cute in the Blackline Girly Shirt.  If she tells you that you'll see it on her soon without any other clothes on, you've done well my friend.  And you didn't even have to lie to her about being in the secret service or being the only nephew of Keanu Reeves. 

For Girls:

1. Show up

Todd M. Fay
Todd Fay

 
You're out of your fucking mind Steve... :)
 
Posted by Todd M. Fay on Saturday, November 11, 2006 - 2:03 AM
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♠Lị$α♠ *RIP Adam* {Panic 39}
Lisa Carroll

 
does that ever work for you Steve?
 
Posted by ♠Lị$α♠ *RIP Adam* {Panic 39} on Friday, April 13, 2007 - 1:57 AM
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zen

 
You are a genius man. Hmmmm I have to try it out sometime, lol.
 
Posted by zen on Monday, November 13, 2006 - 12:19 AM
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Fub

 
Well what can I say that hasn't been said!  Tried and tested, this is a sure fire plan
 
Posted by Fub on Monday, November 13, 2006 - 10:31 PM
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♫ MIKE ♫

 

I usually just say "Hey baby, I've got Atari 7800 back at my studio apartment".


 
Posted by ♫ MIKE ♫ on Thursday, January 25, 2007 - 8:17 PM
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Epic [Laser] Storm

 
Haha. Brilliant. that deserves like 8 Guinesses.

But what would be even more brilliant? If you left with all of them. Thats a few more shots of tequila than you would have hoped for but like 3million times more fun.

Peace

 
Posted by Epic [Laser] Storm on Thursday, January 25, 2007 - 9:14 PM
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tim

 
ok so...the funniest thing about that is you saying all girls have to do is show up 
 
Posted by tim on Saturday, March 03, 2007 - 12:07 AM
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AMBER
Amber Drill

 
OMGOODNESS!!!  I almost fell out of my chair LAUGHING!!  THIS IS SO GOSH DARNED HILARIOUS!!  hmmmmmm.....IIIIIIIIIII had a couple shots of patron last night....was that all part of the master plan....hahahahahahaha!
 
Posted by AMBER on Friday, March 23, 2007 - 7:40 PM
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Ruff Ryder

 
haha....this is hilarious...i would so fall for someone that pulled that on me
 
Posted by Ruff Ryder on Friday, May 25, 2007 - 3:32 AM
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Cassie ♥

 
lol that almost happened to me during a chevelle concert..but im not old enough to drink..so it didnt quite work :P
 
Posted by Cassie ♥ on Sunday, June 03, 2007 - 8:18 PM
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emily gureyeva

 
what if the target has a strong sense of self? meaning, if you get her tequila instead of a lemon drop, she'll ask the bartender for a switch... and what if the blackline girly shit isn't her steez-o(style) if you tell her it looks good and she says it looks hideous, you simply fire bac kwith "anything would look good on you" but this confident lady knows that you're trying to get in her pants.

So then, the dilemma is either A - she doesn't want you in her pants
and/or B- she doesn't want you in her pants.

waht do you do then? switch targets? lmfao.

i wonder if anyone is actually going to attempt this... it would be a candid moment if somebody did.
 
Posted by €M‡L¥ on Monday, June 25, 2007 - 2:01 AM
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Taylor Wane
Taylor Wane

 
haha, thats pretty friggin funny
:-) And a good marketing ploy to sell more Blackline T's
Nice!
Taylor
 
Posted by Taylor Wane on Monday, July 02, 2007 - 3:59 PM
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ツ nae

 
TOO DAMN FUNNY!
 
Posted by ツ nae on Tuesday, July 31, 2007 - 10:36 PM
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OxCx Punk
Josh Williams

 
That is so awesome. I gotta try it.
 
Posted by OxCx Punk on Thursday, September 13, 2007 - 9:40 PM
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SKANKERELLA
Harmony Roberts

 
LOL holy shit.....funny shtuff.
 
Posted by SKANKERELLA on Tuesday, September 18, 2007 - 12:28 AM
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Tony Batman-A! Entertainment News
Tony Batman

 
Nice plan.. Im all for it

OR.. You could make them famous in their new Blackline Girly Shirt, then after shes rich and famous, have her buy the next round of drinks.......LOL

See ya later tonight

You guys rock
 
Posted by Tony Batman-A! Entertainment News on Friday, October 12, 2007 - 6:47 PM
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COVA

 
What if your a girl?

Miss you!
 
Posted by COVA on Sunday, November 11, 2007 - 4:32 AM
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TERRY
Terry Vollrath

 
god iv been doing it all wrong
haha
 
Posted by TERRY on Sunday, December 02, 2007 - 8:50 PM
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TAINTED is now...TAINTED (again)

 
Way hilarious!

Steve, I'm "borrowing" this for our first show after recording the album. To make it fair, though, I'll go ahead and order the Elite Mixer Edition for TAINTED... LOL

You freaking rock, there's no way around it!

Tim Bo.
TAINTED
 
Posted by TAINTED is now...TAINTED (again) on Monday, January 21, 2008 - 4:25 PM
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Dont Mess With Mrs Robertson

 
hhhmmm... tempting. wish you guys came here to play. i would soooo be there. course i'm working on joining the air force so... i wont be in tennessee too much longer. maybe a few months.


but yeah... i love this blog.
:-)

*hugs*
 
Posted by Dont Mess With Mrs Robertson on Saturday, April 19, 2008 - 9:24 PM
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TUG

 
Steve , I have to be honest. This was the worst "find babe" senario I 've ever heard.
:) lol
I m pretty sure though that it works perfectly if you want to be alone for ever.

 
Posted by TUG on Sunday, May 10, 2009 - 6:13 PM
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