“In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.”....

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“Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.”....

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There are three things in life that people like to stare at: a flowing stream, a crackling fire and a Zamboni clearing the ice.”....

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“There must be millions of people all over the world who never get any love letters . . . I could be their leader.”....

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Hapiness is anyone and anything that's loved by you.”....

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“I've developed a new philosophy... I only dread one day at a time.”....

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“This is my depressed stance. When you're depressed, it makes a lot of difference how you stand. The worst thing you can do is straighten up and hold your head high because then you'll start to feel better. If you're going to get any joy out of being depressed, you've got to stand like this.”....

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“If I stand here, I can see the Little Red Haired girl when she comes out of her house... Of course, if she sees me peeking around this tree, she'll think I'm the dumbest person in the world... But if I don't peek around the tree, I'll never see her... Which means I probably AM the dumbest person in the world... which explains why I'm standing in a batch of poison oak.”....

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“That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another........

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“It always looks darkest just before it gets totally black.”....

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“If you don't like their rules, whose would you use?”....

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“He cared a lot about people, more so than the average person.”....

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“I just laughed about it, ... I just thought if you're going to align yourself with somebody, it might as well be champions. He made his own decisions, not doing something just because you have to do it. He had his own sense of purpose.”....

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Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Why me?", then a voice answers "Nothing personal, your name just happened to come up."....

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Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."....

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