I had to write something about this story since I am performing in Battle Creek this weekend. I think that I might actually go watch the animals do it tomorrow. This is to much who ever had this idea has to be fired. For one moment imagine what this meeting sounded like. Can anyone think of a way to drum up business for valentines day? I have an idea lets tell people they can watch the animals mate. Yeah and we will charge em $50. What happens if we can't get the animals to do it. We can simply say it was an act of nature or should we say lack of nature. better yet lack of nature nookey.


Mike
 

If you'd like to come over and watch our cats have gay sex, rough gay sex, you're more than welcome...anytime.

 

I'll bet your cats are Hot! See how I avoided the whole Pussy/Cat joke. I am getting mature.