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- I'd like to die during sex. I even have the words for my headstone picked out. "Broken Pelvis; He went as he came."
- I'm a think I'm a very good cook, though some would differ. It's just that I'm unconventional, but really, a hammer is a perfectly legit cooking untensil.
- They have tests to tell you when you're ovulating now. Mine came back positive. So, yea, I'm trying to deal with that now...
- I wear a Nut cup everywhere I go, just in case...
- I only order pizza's during blizzards. I like the pizza boy to earn his fifty cent tip!
- If I had a terminal disease, I'd ask for a lifetime supply of Buffalo Wings from "Make-A-Wish" foundation, just on the off chance that I'd get better and live another 70 years.
- I like to save expired milk, in case someone I don't like comes over.
- If I ruled the world, every friday would be lingerie friday. It would be illegal for the obese, and males to participate.
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