Man sets world record for most blue ribbons
Kilt wearing gents has won first place over 5,000 times!
Edinkirk, Scotland


Angus MacFerkus, resident of Edinkirk, has set a new world record for most first place wins in a lifetime. Angus, or "Caber" as he is called by his friends, lives by himself in a small flat in Edinkirk. He works at the local sheep sheering plant, where sheepswool is collected to make kilts. On the weekends he takes trips to nearby cities to have drinks with his friends.

Cillian, long time friend of Angus, tells The Brotherhood of the Kilt that Angus seems to find a way to "win" everywhere he goes. "After a few pints," Cillian says,"Angus will start chatting up the ladies, and generally has a grand time of it. The next day, he without fail calls me to ask what happened. I ask why, and he says he found another blue ribbon under his kilt. I just laugh now. He has thousands of these, and we have no idea why."

The local councilmen in Edinkirk have declared today "Angus MacFerkus Day" in honor of this grand accomplishment. When asked if he will try to win more ribbons, Angus simply said "I hope so. I don't know how it happens, but I seem to always win first prize!"

KT
Brotherhood of the Kilt correspondent
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