Parker Bro's To Release Monopoly-Edition Monopoly

New York- At a press conference Tuesday, gaming giant Parker Brothers released its newest edition of Monopoly: Monopoly Edition Monopoly.

   "That's right, instead of buying the properties like Boardwalk and Atlantic Ave; you buy all the editions of Monopoly. From Spiderman Monopoly to NFL Monopoly; from National Park Monopoly to Simpson's Monopoly it's all right here. And there is even a space for Monopoly Edition Monopoly. Monopoly!

   Parker Brothers had such success with all forms of Monopoly, why not combine them," a spokesperson stated at the informal Monopoly themed luncheon. "Instead of the Water Company it's a Monopoly factory. And instead of the Electric Company it's a Monopoly factory. You pay a monopoly tax, instead of income tax and you pay monopoly tax instead of luxury tax. Monopoly, monopoly, monopoly.

     "Also," stated the spokes person, "Instead of green houses you get monopoly boxes from different editions of monopoly. And no more trains, just trucks that deliver Monopoly. Monopoly. Monopoly. Monopoly. Monopoly. Monopoly. Monopoly."

     Many analysts agree that this product is the boast Parker Brother's needs after such failures as "North American Tortoise Monopoly", "Iraq War Monopoly" and "Microsoft Monopoly".

    "Whether the game is bringing a family together, or tearing it apart, Monopoly is an American icon, stated the president of Parker Bros. "And we need to keep that icon alive by changing it every other week"

    Parker Bros is also toying with the idea of "O.J. Simpson Edition Clue".