I have recently found an
Online Death Note. I can't think of any
one person I want dead, so instead of writing my own entries, I have taken to reading other's. I'm not sure I've read one entry without one spelling or grammar error, but I try to look past that (it is hard realizing how crap people are though.) Some were kinda funny, yet pointless:
- Tom Cruise
- accident
- he went to cyber cafe,seeing his wife kissing another guy.he slap his wife..but too bad he step out the road and hit by car
- Donna Oliver
- Accient.
- Gets his by a train being conducted by a radioactive badger. She sings the first Pokemon theme song right before death. Her death is quick and painless. Her favorite idol is on the train. A week before she dies, she finds a real deathnote and is pretty happy. She also gets a boyfriend that's hot, ten days before she dies. Donna wears a black and yellow tutu when she gets hit.
Others were clearly not written by English speakers:
- E white face-red mouth
- Down Staris
- it's bad girl. it have happen with me and everybody of it know . why? because i tell to be over it . it don't like and very hate me.
when 15.30 she's going to your home. when it's stant up for u floor2 home i want to it to stumble for staris go to down . Head to break. 5555+
But some of my favorites were translated (via
Babel Fish) from other languages.
Multiplas
It was in high of a building talking with friends using the drugs, it walks until the beiral brizando pra to see I pass through it of cars in the street, it starts if to feel badly and it finishes falling, during the fall it suffers a cardiaco attack with respiratoria stop, all beats of head in the soil, cracking the part of the cranio and is run over by two cars one of you steal and another one of polices, qnd polices perceives it the occurrence calls the ambulancia, that runs over it tbm, later had used its body pra to dissecar and to make experiments
LondrinensesMeteor
Arthurz will finally go to summonar the such meteor, constelaçoes will go to disappear, comets to appear. the beginning of a new age all the south of Brazil to disappear, the land will go to lose the equilibrio, the world never will be the same. they feel the anger of the protector of the Rika ..o/ Arthurz de Traverneux lives!
 | Currently listening:
Dehumanizer
By Black Sabbath
Release date: 30 June, 1992 |
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