so saturday
you know

when the camera falls as the timer goes off.

when we pick up sex-see folk from the street.

when sexy panda is part of our entourage.

when lizz is giving me looks.

when i'm professionally waving in a restaurant bathroom

when elizabeth is de-hairing

when i don't have the same hair i started with

when jason is being the strong silent type.

when i look good in a mustache

when jason is STILL BEING THE STRONG SILENT TYPE.

and when this is as close as sexy panda is going to get to
wearing the wig...
...you know it was a well planned night.
and so i leave you with this :

"I VOTED FOR MADONNA."
the end.