Hi kids.

That might seem like an incredibly patronising way to start a blog, but the truth is that we are probably much older than you.  Disappointingly, our target audience still seem to enjoy playing with Fisher Price toys and drawing on pavements with chalk, not to mention screwing up their stupid, mewling fucking faces in malcontent whenever they're asked to do something fairly reasonable.

Speaking of Fisher Price toys, did anyone else want one of these but never got one?  Gutted.

We are in the midst of organising a wee Scottish mini-tour with our friends in Cast of The Capital.  Mark's been very busy trying to organise the dates, mainly due to the fact that he's shagged his ankle in some sort of 'sporting' event.  Whatever.  It's all fun and games until you shag your ankle - then you're reduced to sitting at home, pawing at the computer screen until a new Myspace message appears and lights up your life.  We pity the poor fellow but, at the same time, it's good that he's off the streets for a while; Dundee's female populous can rest assured for the time being.

Anyway, keep your eyes peeled (not literally) on the gig calendar. 

Our friend Ali has been working on our EP cover art.  It's looking positively primordial.

Oh, and finally, we have been working on some new songs.  They are titled, thus far, 'Like, Epic', 'Big Trouble In Little Richard' and 'AnnannannannannaWiddecombe'.  They're pretty cool.

Ross