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Status: Single
City: Ventura/Lost Angeles
State: California
Country: US
Sunday, September 27, 2009 

Current mood:Dead/Alive
Category: Dreams and the Supernatural
Hello fiends,

Here is another excerpt from a little book of death poems I am writing called '101 Ways To Die, Accidents, Murders, And Other Techniques To Lose A Life'.

A Mysterious Hatbox Excluding The Aforementioned Hat
Happy birthday, happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
You told all your friends
Now what will they do

Excitement, anticipation
Building within your bones
A day of self-importance
And your ego has grown

What are they planning
Maybe a surprise party tonight
Perhaps a table full of gifts
So predictable, so trite

A ring from the door
The postman is here
A package on the doorstep
The contents unclear

No name, no address
Whatever could it be
From an old acquaintance
Or a branch of your family tree

As you rip off the lid
You just stand there and gawk
While you’re blown into pieces
By a bomb in a hatbox

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!


Thanks for reading,
~Curtis Rx

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Dr. Madd Hatter.

 
... id liek to go out in such a way..
 
Posted by Dr. Madd Hatter. on Monday, September 28, 2009 - 12:18 AM
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retched

 
my hat, i tip to you, good sir. for that, was quite, then enjoyable read..
 
Posted by retched on Monday, September 28, 2009 - 1:02 AM
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~LiL Miss Hottalicious~ ™
Miss Skeeter

 
simply beautiful....

 
Posted by ~LiL Miss Hottalicious~ ™ on Monday, September 28, 2009 - 1:02 AM
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♫Dusk♫

 
Okay that, is awsome. More than awesome. But i can't think of a better word.
 
Posted by ♫Dusk♫ on Monday, September 28, 2009 - 1:03 AM
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Cody Anarchy

 
Most Metal. Teh win.
 
Posted by Cody Anarchy on Monday, September 28, 2009 - 1:22 AM
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~"Let Me Drown,Let Me Slip Away" ™~
Moose Bacon

 
Ha that was great lol kudos to u good sir
 
Posted by ~"Let Me Drown,Let Me Slip Away" ™~ on Monday, September 28, 2009 - 10:07 AM
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♠ That's a Shame. ♠
Tom Danger, Esq.

 
See, now I know what to get my friend for his birthday.
Thanks for the idea!
 
Posted by ♠ That's a Shame. ♠ on Monday, September 28, 2009 - 10:07 AM
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Kara's a friggin cannibal

 
Hah, now that was more than a casual gift.

 
Posted by Kara's a friggin cannibal on Monday, September 28, 2009 - 10:07 AM
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Its Me ^_^
Staci Larson

 
Honestly...I think it was effin awesome..... made me smile and then think what a lovely plot.... Brilliant birthday plan for a huge bang ^_^ Keep up the work hun!
 
Posted by Its Me ^_^ on Monday, September 28, 2009 - 10:07 AM
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the last meow
vicky wood

 
he he he
 
Posted by the last meow on Monday, September 28, 2009 - 10:07 AM
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Alysia
Alysia Marshall

 
Hahaha!! 
 
Posted by Alysia on Monday, September 28, 2009 - 10:07 AM
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Evan.
Evan Duly

 
Most excellent. :-)
Got a good laugh out of that.

Smashing!

 
Posted by Evan. on Monday, September 28, 2009 - 10:07 AM
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Dice (Pure Gold)
Dice Goblin DeVil

 
hahahahaha!
That's so fucking ironic.
You facetious bastard.
That was alot of fun to read.
I enjoyed it.
 

 
Posted by Dice (Pure Gold) on Monday, September 28, 2009 - 10:07 AM
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†• Σ∫izαβεt畆

 
i love iiiit!!
..00/
^_^

 
Posted by †• Σ∫izαβεt畆 on Monday, September 28, 2009 - 10:07 AM
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Sangrebloom From Beyond the Green Room

 
I love it! a happy birthday tune to suit anyone! 
 
Posted by Sangrebloom From Beyond the Green Room on Monday, September 28, 2009 - 5:03 PM
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Leigh-Ann
Leigh-Ann Turnbull

 
I cant wait for this book to come out!
 
Posted by Leigh-Ann on Monday, September 28, 2009 - 5:03 PM
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Muralt
S. Weber

 
Happy Unbirthday!!
 
Posted by Muralt on Monday, September 28, 2009 - 7:41 PM
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JULIA ™

 
I can't really think off the right words. It's an interesting read that keeps your attention with a great melody.

 
Posted by JULIA ™ on Monday, September 28, 2009 - 8:19 PM
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Canada (Does the Dance)
Tyler Canada

 
Hehe I appreciate the twisted snazzyness of this poem.
 
Posted by Canada (Does the Dance) on Monday, September 28, 2009 - 11:59 PM
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Mysteria.

 
Lovely.  just lovely.

Needs more severed head in a box.  Always a great party favor/gift.

 
Posted by Mysteria. on Monday, September 28, 2009 - 11:59 PM
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Sparkle
Sparkle Flash

 
good job... can't wait until my Birthday. How fun.

 
Posted by Sparkle on Monday, September 28, 2009 - 11:59 PM
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Catnip503.

 
Tee hee. That made me giggle uncontrollably. It was bloody brilliant. c:

 
Posted by Catnip503. on Monday, September 28, 2009 - 11:59 PM
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Jenn
Jenn Mones

 
xDDD awsome!
 
Posted by Jenn on Tuesday, September 29, 2009 - 6:15 AM
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chelsea.
Chelsea Fisher

 
<3
 
Posted by chelsea. on Tuesday, September 29, 2009 - 6:15 AM
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Sir Didymus
Collin Trunnell

 
My day has, as of now, been made.

 
Posted by Sir Didymus on Tuesday, September 29, 2009 - 6:15 AM
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Unclassified
deemarie valenza

 
HA lovely, its pure awesome in the form of a poem. i write some myself but they can be a tab bit graphic hehe >:D
 
Posted by Unclassified on Tuesday, September 29, 2009 - 7:56 PM
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