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Gender: Male
Status: Married
Age: 37
Sign: Gemini

City: AUSTIN
State: Texas
Country: US
Signup Date: 12/18/2005
Saturday, June 06, 2009 
 Day 13,509 The show at Red 7 went really well and was a lot of fun - there was plenty of good burlesque including a hot frosting flinging girl who caught me right in the eye with her 'climax'.  I ran long with my set, for which I apologize, but the crowd seemed to be digging it so I wasn't about to rush.  I opened with my Godzilla joke and slipped in a sleestak reference for the hell of it, then did two of my current favorite stand up bits that I refer to as porn connoisseur and gay hell (which is pro-gay & anti-hell before anyone jumps to stupid conclusions), followed by my version of the condom act.  The frosting flinger and I left before the end of the evening and enjoyed some Home Slice pizza. Today, Meghan and I ventured out to Kasson Yamaha for new helmets and to check out possible new rides.  I will be test driving a Majesty next week which may well sell me on it.  Afterwards we hit Walmart and Office Depot for odds & ends - sadly, Office Depot did not have the Stainless Steel Sharpie I just learned about in stock.  I'll just throw it on my Amazon wishlist:  http://www.amazon.com/wishlist/1CNYWBBVUN325  - my birthday is just six days away.  Of course, that means you should all be preparing for Lizardman Day: http://www.thelizardman.com/lizardmanday.htm
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The Godmother

 
I will celebrate Lizardman Day and will proudly spread the word! Love the gay hell joke of your set; it was the reason whyI laughed so hard at Lizard Lounge, that I almost forgot about the whip encircled around my neck by my dear friends...
 
Posted by The Godmother on Saturday, June 06, 2009 - 11:52 PM
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J Dub
Jon Hoff

 
thats rockin man I'd fall over if I saw you pull up on a bike to the OKC tattoo convention. tha stainless steel sharpie sounds like something off of Man Hunt 2 hope you get one sooner than later. oh yeah and the looking for a new helmet instantly made me think of your stand up, thanks lizard man
 
Posted by J Dub on Sunday, June 07, 2009 - 5:32 PM
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Suicide Jockey
Suicide Jockey Shannon

 
Cool! You are 5 days older than me. Those Sharpies look cool, if ya score some send me one. LOL. I saw you last night on Ancient Ink. Freakin Killer. Happy Lizard day!

 
Posted by Suicide Jockey on Sunday, June 07, 2009 - 5:32 PM
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