4 lawyers who could defend me anyday

Denny Crane

Ben Matlock

Jackie Chiles

Perry Mason

4 jobs I'd like to have

Game Show Host

Movie Critic

Vacation Planner

Drink Tester

4 places you should go before you die that happen to start with 's'

Sintra, Portugal

Seville, Spain

Sydney, Australia

San Francisco

4 people I'd listen to all day long

Bill Maher

Wanda Sykes

Michael Moore

Bill Clinton

4 words I would change the spelling of if I was Daniel Webster

tho

thot

thuh

misisipi

4 non-alcoholic drinks I like

non-fat milk

Raspberry Ice Crystal Light

Goodhost Iced Tea

Country Time Lemonade

4 things that have hit me in the face

an egg

a baseball

a bird's shit

a pie

4 authors I like

Nick Hornby

David Sedaris

John Grisham

Dave Eggers

4 things I'd like to have happen to me before I die

have a royal flush

win the lottery

be on Mount Everest

sky dive

4 things stupid people say

"All drugs are bad."

"Gay marriage is a slippery slope."

"I let _______ wisdom show me the way."

"It's my right to carry a gun."

Je déteste les quatre légumes suivants

cooked carrots

green beans

olives

radishes

4 relevant Canadian political parties from best to worst

The Liberal Party of Canada

The Green Party of Canada

The NDP

The Conservative Party of Canada

4 movie's settings I'd live in

Pleasantville

Back to the Future 2

Sideways

Dude, Where's My Car?

4 karaoke songs I sing

Take it Easy- The Eagles

Sweet Caroline- Neil Diamond

Material Girl- Madonna

Wherever You Will Go- The Calling

4 nationalities that get an automatic +1 on the "Bret likes you" scale

England

Sri Lanka

Ireland

Scotland

4 things that if I could I would

never work again

fly to the moon

watch my own funeral

sail around the world

4 aliases I'd use if on the run

Bret Evans

Bert Buhacher

Bob Byeon

Bea Arthur