Hey y'all... no I'm not taking the piss, I do actually like being in the South! Anyhoo, it's been a while, partly because I'm a total slob (as you should all know by now) and partly because my mum has had cancer and I've been occupied. In fact I'm writing from England where I've been looking after her and my dad for a month. (Thank-you for the well-wishing emails that you are about to indulge in, but it's ok, don't! )

That aside, we are still not gigging, more video making is in the offing, not to mention recovering from the Yule festivities. Today I merrily began answering and pasting whore me codes etc but once again I am foiled - I won't go into it but computers seem to have an inbred hostility to me, and lets face it, me to them. We don't get on. So if you don't receive an answer it's probably because I've deleted the entire intray in a fit of irritation. It happens.Sorry bout that.

All I have to say now is Happy New Year, and go buy the albums some more!

Kissy kissy, Alex.