when girls get drunk....

1. We have absolutely no idea where our purse is 

2. We believe that dancing with our arms over our head and wiggling our butt while yelling "woo hoo!" is honestly the sexiest dance move around 

3. We've suddenly decided that we want to kick someone's ass and actually believe we could do it

4. In our last trip to pee, we realize that we now look more like a homeless hooker than the goddess we were just four hours ago 

5. We drop our 3:00am burrito on the floor (which were eating even though we are not the least bit hungry), pick it up and carry on eating it 

6.We start crying and telling everyone that we see that we "love them sooooo much" 

7. We get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song plays cuz  "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!" 

8. We've found a deeper side to the geek sitting next to us 

9. The man we're flirting with used to be our 5th grade teacher.... 

10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing or dance becomes strangely overwhelming to us 

11. Our eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so we keep them half closed and think it looks exotically sexy 

12. We've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it 

13. We yell at the bartender, who we believe cheated us by giving us just lemonade, but that's just because we can no long taste the gin 

14. We think we are in bed, but our pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor 

15. We start every conversation with a booming, "Don't take this the wrong way but.."

16. We fail to notice the toilet seats down when we sit on it 

17. Our hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves 

18. We are tired so we just sit on the floor (wherever we happen to be standing) and take a quick nap

19. We begin to believe the buttons open on our button fly pants to cut down on the time we're in the bathroom away from our drinks

20. We take our shoes off because we believe it's their fault that we're not walking straight.