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Saturday, September 20, 2008

VOTE FOR ME ON DANCING WITH THE STARS!

By now most of my Myspace friends know that I am in the middle of intense training for this season's Dancing With The Stars. When they first called me to participate I thought I was being Punk'd. Me? Dance? Am I even a "star"? Would they have to change the name of the show? It's no secret that my dance style could be described as more Fred Flintstone than Fred Astair.

But I started my training and quickly knew I was born to dance. When the music starts – I just start shaking my hips. Of course this is tough for me because I broke my left femer ice skating with my nephews a few years back. I also have high blood pressure and I'm allergic to sequins. Plus the Wynn Casino has placed odds that land me at 50 to one – basically saying that I have a better chance of winning the Westminster Dog Show than a dance competition.

But none of that is going to stop me. Usually the people who win Dancing With The Stars are Olympic Gold Medalists or Superbowl winners. But this season is different. I am the contestant representing all the regular guys out there. You know, the guys with the big hearts and beer guts who never thought they could Cha Cha Cha. I am the candidate of change. So please vote! If not for me, then for my lovely awesome world class partner and coach Edyta Sliwinska and her nine hungry kids back in Poland. C'mon people! This is the most important election of our lifetimes !

Voting beings Monday night during the premiere at 8pm via phone or at ABC.com.

Love, Jeff

8:07 AM

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Matt Croyle

Good luck, Jeff. And break a leg! Err - wait. Don't.

Matty

Posted by Matt Croyle on Saturday, September 20, 2008 - 1:15 AM
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Kelly Nelson

You got my vote :)

Posted by [Outlaw Torn] on Saturday, September 20, 2008 - 1:52 AM
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Isilika ©

Sami Willis

You've got my vote.. I would have never thought to watch this show until you were on it.

Posted by Isilika © on Saturday, September 20, 2008 - 1:52 AM
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~China~

Hey I'm proud of you....I know it may be hard..but you gotta look betta than Jerry Springer..I mean I hope you do.

I will make sure to vote for ya!

Peace and Tranquil Bliss,

China;0)

Posted by ~China~ on Saturday, September 20, 2008 - 2:15 AM
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Dorrie Blue-Eyes

Dorrie Gibson

My votes for you will be multiple like two tribbles locked in a closet!!

Posted by Dorrie Blue-Eyes on Saturday, September 20, 2008 - 2:44 AM
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GARRY MOORE (Little Richard)

Hey Jeff! Go get 'em Daddy!!!
You represent!!!
I'll be watching and voting for ....................

YOU!!!!!

(YOU BETTER MAKE ME PROUD!!!)

Peace!
GARRY MOORE

Posted by GARRY MOORE (Little Richard) on Saturday, September 20, 2008 - 2:44 AM
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Bob Greenberg

Since ya put it that way, alright, alright, alright already! Ya got my vote. (Please don't tell Cloris I betrayed her!)

Posted by Bob Greenberg on Saturday, September 20, 2008 - 5:28 PM
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Giovanna Testamento

LOL! Great post! I will definitely vote for you. I have class monday night but i will skip it just to see you! You're the best!

xoxo
Giovanna

Posted by Giovanna Testamento on Saturday, September 20, 2008 - 5:28 PM
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Procrastinato Productions

Hey, I think there was an episode of the Flintstones where "Fred was referred to as "Twinkle-Toes Flintstone"! Go get 'em!

Posted by Procrastinato Productions on Saturday, September 20, 2008 - 5:29 PM
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Jonathan

Jonathan Ascencio

Good luck Jeff, and do it for the regular guys!!! XD

Posted by Jonathan on Saturday, September 20, 2008 - 5:29 PM
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shainpetty.com

Bust a move Jeff!

you totally got my vote!

Posted by shainpetty.com on Saturday, September 20, 2008 - 5:29 PM
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Scott

Yea! Go get 'em! I'll vote, just for you and the hotness--What's'her'name? Bring it on home. Best of luck!
--Scott

Posted by Scott on Saturday, September 20, 2008 - 5:29 PM
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Kitten Moon

You're getting all my votes! Good luck!!!

Posted by Kitten Moon on Sunday, September 21, 2008 - 12:38 AM
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Rodney

You've got my vote Jeff!

Posted by Rodney on Sunday, September 21, 2008 - 12:38 AM
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D I E G O

helllll z yea~! the roast master general mothafuckas~ your in it to win it!

Posted by D I E G O on Sunday, September 21, 2008 - 6:20 PM
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Brian

Seriously Jeff, you don't have any worries. Look at the cast. SUSAN LUCCI, look how long it took her to win an Emmy. This show is one season not years. CLORIS LEACHMAN, all they will have to do is have her dance to Hips Don't Lie by Shakira and she is out for hip replacements. But at least she will still work. She can be right next to Sally Field plugging Boniva. MAURICE GREENE, run Maurice run. WARREN SAPP after 13 years in the NFL sacking quarterbacks do you think he will even know how to wrap his arms around a woman, please! LANCE BASS he is use to dancing with 4 other guys. How odd will this be for him. Watch your ass when you do a group dance. ROCCO DISPIRITO , who the hell?? BROOKE BURKE on E now on ABC. Lets all pitch in and give her a D and maybe see can work out the rest of the alphabet. TED MCGINLEY I honestly didn't know he was an actor, I tought he was a stand in on all those shows. MISTY MAY-TREANOR I bet she gets so excited that she spikes her partners balls on the dance floor. KIM KARDASHIAN is currently dating NFL player Reggie Bush. Maybe this is just a way for Reggie and WARREN SAPP to hook up. CODY LINLEY the youngest contestant ever to compete on Dancing with the Stars. I think he buys some of his clothes at Baby Gap still. That brings it down to TONI BRAXTON all she has going for her is that everyone thinks she is a great singer. Keep in mind that some countries think David Hasselhoff is a great singer as well. You have this won before the first show.

Posted by Brian on Sunday, September 21, 2008 - 6:20 PM
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