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Category: Games
Here are a list of actual toys as sold in major US toy stores (including Toys 'R' Us) which are being highlighted in Mike Mozart's FAIL TOYS review under Jeepers Media.



Yeah, kids all over the world love dinosaurs.  However, isn't that carrying it too far when T-Rex and co. become unwilling tools for sex ed?

 

Courtesy from a sidewalk vendor in NYC...(obviously made-in-China) Lightning McQueen knock-offs straight outta Disney/Pixar's nightmares.  Maybe it must be telling why the next Toy Story will have Buzz, Woody & co. heading off to Taiwan - possibly to bust a syndicate churning out fake vershies of themselves?




With the latest Harry Potter installment raking it in at cinemas worldwide,



Oooh, now that's a movie tie-in that kids and their moms can share. Ah, well, when hubby's away and the li'l ones are off to school...:D



Damn these toy designers...can't they just think of a less snicker-worthy place to put in an action trigger?
 




What's with Disney licensing and its fixation with rear ends?  Talk about scraping bottom....







The past 15 years have seen the iconic Barbie doll keeping up with the times...even when it meant becoming a veritable corporate shill (McDonald's, we knew you).  This "Oreo" Barbie is certainly not going to sit well in an administration where an African-American is in the White House.   

How about a Pregnant Barbie...wait, it's Midge. Barb's "less careful" friend.  Makes me ponder...would kids ever think that their moms' tums would just lift open like that to welcome baby bro/sis into the world?  In a similar vein, let's give a hand to Ear-piercing and Tramp Stamp Barbie...kids can now sit back and vicariously live out the stuff grown-ups get to do.  Let's not tell them about the "unbearable pain" part...whether it's getting one's ink done or bringing new life into this world.



From Hasbro, the company that brought you "Transformers" and the upcoming "GI Joe: Rise of Cobra", comes "KISS POPS" a candy that now lets pre-teen boys work out their Megan Fox and Sienna Miller fantasies without the general ick-factor.





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