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Ellie Wood


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Gender: Female
Status: Married
Age: 35
Sign: Aries

City: Winston Salem
State: North Carolina
Country: US

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Wednesday, September 17, 2008 

Category: Life
I walk out of my basement the other evening to take my dog out, and I almost walk face first into this HUGE spider web complete with a big fat creepy spider smack dab in the middle. This is the kind of spider web you only see on Scooby Doo in the old abandoned amusement park, or an Indiana Jones movies right before the heroes step on a booby trap. As soon as I made eyes contact (8 big creepy eyes) I jumped out of my skin a little, then I whipped around and put my face into yet ANOTHER spider at face height of about the same girth hanging between the adjacent poles. I totally went all Shaggy, and did that Casey Kasem "WHAAAAA" sound. I think my legs even went around in a blurry circle as I skedaddled out of there!

Now I check on them every night to see what progress they have made on their webs, see if they have caught anything. I occasionally toss a stick or something into the web to see what they do. It's my own personal wild kingdom. Every time I see them I am tempted to evict them with a broom or a very long stick or something, but, they aren't hurting me and maybe, they are eating ticks, and in my book that makes them good guys ya know?

Nexuszen
Michael XXx

 
I'm scared of just about everything that crawls, swims or flies but I do generally leave spiders alone unless I identify them as poisonous or too invasive. my whole body would have wretched with fear "shaggy spinning" would have nothing on me. You get 2 scooby snacks for bravery. ;-)
 
Posted by Nexuszen on Wednesday, September 17, 2008 - 4:49 AM
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MCITTY
MICHELE CARROLL

 
So funny you should mention this. We have our own spider that has suspended himself above the deck, and hangs out by my tomato plants. He is huge and striped and very scary looking. But as long as he's eating mosquitoes, I've granted him a stay of execution. Maybe pet spiders will be the new "It Girl" thing! LOL!
 
Posted by MCITTY on Wednesday, September 17, 2008 - 2:12 PM
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Lori

 
OMG girl! I would have done the same thing! I am laughing as I am typing this but also cringing at the same time! How many Scooby Snacks do you want?
 
Posted by Lori on Wednesday, September 17, 2008 - 9:11 PM
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Sowsearsoup

 
Ruh Roh!

Spiders!

ZOIKS!
 
Posted by Sowsearsoup on Wednesday, September 17, 2008 - 9:19 PM
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