I dreamed about Bono again last night. I will spare you the details and just tell you this. We had a very pleasant conversation. I asked Bono loads of questions about being famous, about changing the world, and so on, all of which he happily answered. We had chemistry. It was snowing.
In my dream I also took loads of pictures with Bono in order to prove my closeness with him to my friends... Alas, they were only dream pictures therefore I have no evidence to show you...
If only that were me and not Barack Obama...