So I'm driving in LA the other day... (NoHo to be more specific and not a good part). and some dickhead pulls out in front of me in a Nissan. He does the ever popular "I'm a huge asshole" move but pulling out fast like he was racing someone, then slowing down to hold everyone behind him up, then pulls away quickly again like Mario Andrade. I'm driving a 4runner so I'm obviously prime racing material right there.... oh yeah.
 SO,  I'm doing my thing and focused on where I'm going when he slows down (I'm going the same speed i was before) I pull up to move around him. He speeds up so i can't change lanes and he changes lane to be the car right in front of me and slows down. I'm like whatever.... dick
 As I'm pulling up to the next light, which he's already stopped at...and has his window down I'm thinking OK, what's this douche have to say... or do for that matter.
 I pull to the light, we are neck and neck and he starts shouting something out his passenger window. i have my window rolled up and I'm  making like I can't hear you, you have to talk louder". yes, i could have just rolled the window down but that would have been too easy. He makes that "roll your window down" gesture and I oblige happily knowing this could be interesting.

Out comes "Don't try to cut me off man" in a thick middle eastern accent. I play  it dumb...."Huh"? He repeats "Don't try to cut me off man. I'm faster then you". I respond with "Do I care?" He says "I'll beat you anyway. I have not lost a race yet". I'm like "Dude, first off, It's 8 in the friggin morning. If I'm racing anywhere, it's to get a cup of coffee. Besides, I want to get to my destination in one piece and not wind up plastered against a building or smashing into another car or truck so go bother someone why gives a shit".

 Then this fuck-stick starts telling me about the different components that make his car faster then mine. I said congradulations on shit i don't care about. When you crash, please don't crash into me and with that i drove off. He does the mandatory peel "I have a small penis" the fuck out.
 Every light i got to over the next 2 mile i turned to see this jack-off at next to me, despite peeling out at every light we were stuck at the next light together, there, me laughing AT him and him seemingly pissed at me. I wasn't going any faster then anyone else on the road yet we kept winding up next to each other.

... and I'm siting there in disbelief of even having that conversation. I mean, what the fuck ?