Sometime in the early 1980's, as the Soviet Bloc felt the first cramps in its iron grip over the East, the KGB initiated an experiment in Soul-Control. The details of this experiment are unknown, but it had two important results that inevitably changed the course of human history forever. 1.) The Soviet Union lost all control of its empire, the Wall came down, and the people of Eastern Europe rejoiced in the end of an era. And 2.) The CIA found out about this plot, and decided to counter strike. With much further implications, they initiated a top-secret project that only a few shadowy officials of the government had even heard whispers about. They used four test subjects and neuro-genetic manipulation of a recently discovered asteroid deep at the bottom of the ocean to create the ultimate weapon against the Soviets. But, before this weapon was fully developed, the Wall came down, and so did the funding for the unnamed project. It was disbanded and the few who knew about it, all files were destroyed, and the weapons (as they were incapable of being destroyed but were only dangerous when combined together) were scattered across the country. The memory of the nameless project fell into oblivion.

Then a new enemy came to earth. One far more dangerous than the KGB; One whose presence can be felt throughout the pulse of the Galaxy. And this force has been enslaving the human race, cultivating them for harvest. The times have been growing dark, and they seemed hopeless.

Until the Autumn of 2008: somehow the weapons had awakened, probably sensing the coming threat, and the Universe moved them like chess pieces preparing for a counter-assault. They had been developing on their own for decades and, under circumstances never intended by their CIA creators, have united to face the Enemy that threatens the existence of humanity as we know it.

They are building an army. They are unstoppable. They are MachineGun Mojo.