katee hugs trees:
once, long ago, there lived a little unicorn named Greg. Greg wasn't your average friendly unicorn...he was actually stuck up, narcisistic and vain. He did not care about his friend nor what happened to them. all he cared about was himself and how other people percieved him...as being attractive. but then...one day, he went down to the magical silver river and began to drink..though he forgot that by drinking from this river...and evil witch controlled it, and it takes away your deepest desire after ten swallows...by eleven...Greg's image transformed into an ugly green unicorn with a moldy horn...he ran to his friends and cried about the situation...they all left him, because he was such a huge dick to them....the moral of the story is friends are more important than looks.