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Lost: Guitarist / Vocalist.
Last
seen in Pittsburgh, PA mumbling something about yinzers and Kimbo
Slice. He was wearing an old and tattered leather jacket, cut off jean
shorts, converse low cut shoes and a hand drawn Nomeansno t-shirt.
Beware: within 5 minutes of meeting him you will have 2 new nicknames.
He has a tendency to talk about far off people and places, all of which
have multiple unusual names, and expect you to know what the fuck he's
talking about.
If
found please lure him into a cage with music from The Long and Short of
It and bubbles. Once securely inside the cage give him lots of Peeps,
cookie dough and orange slice until he crashes from the sugar high.
Once sedated please place in an overnight crate and mail to 2501
Kettner Blvd, San Diego, CA 92101.
2:07 AM
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