That means after weeks of sleeping about 23 hours a day, I can actually function. It's lovely, really. I'm going to write songs and record music and make graphics and release albums and play shows and do all those fancy things that a wannabe International Superstar does in her spare time. 

Before you know it, I'll be telling them where to dig the kidney-shaped swimming pool. (That is, if I stay awake long enough. And if I don't die of swine flu.)

In the very near future, I will:

- Post a new song to this site

- Have new photos

- Overthrow the government (not really...although I might tip it a little)

And tomorrow, I'm leaving for Washington, D.C. Next time you see me, holla like you know me. You should know I carry large sacks of Curiosity CDs around with me at all times and love to be seduced in exchange for them!*

Two more things I'd like to mention:

1) I'm not touring at the moment. WHEN I DO TOUR, I PROMISE I WILL LET YOU KNOW. THERE WILL BE NO SHORTAGE OF TOUR ANNOUNCEMENTS, TO GUARANTEE THAT SOME OF YOU MIGHT ACTUALLY SHOW UP. I'm going through some necessary medical testing right now, and acting as a guinea pig, which is why I haven't done any shows in awhile. Once this is over with I am going to bust out with concerts like a supersonic projectile and visit each of your hometowns personally! Yes!**

2) A few of you have messaged me about the comments I leave on your MySpace pages, especially the "You Have Angered Curiosity" comment. I would like to clarify that I have not been personally angered by any of your individual actions. It's just that I hate the world and everyone in it.

Go in Pieces,

Curi.

*The seduction bit only applies if I determine you to be beddable.

**On second thought, I'll most likely perform in a city nearby.