1. Galaxy Milk
Speak out of your lampshade teeth out of your elbows
moths out of your breakfast tusks out of your fire hose
the icebergs finger prints smudged on boats
swallow the volcano
and you'll be orbiting the Earth
2. Chicago Typewriter
The farmer stands proud of his tornado
tentacles and all owls pressed through key holes
and children tangled into cob webs
My stomach speaks to me in foreign languages
and my abdominals have become
artwork
Extra, extra read all about it
I have been holding
My breath since birth
and Armageddon is in a math textbook
Bodies built from invincible bears.
Our bodies built from invisible bears.
Your body is built from invincible bears.
My hands have kept me awake all night.
All night.
My daughter found you
half eaten by concrete
projecting cannonballs
and burying the anchors
Were all Siamese twins
with our torsos converged
and with your legs dangling
DONATE YOUR ARMS
With your legs dangling
3. Monsterbation
(Guest vocals by Courtney Andrews & Katie Moore)
Three hairless men lay before us handing out cold film
Made from our ancestors
Each one bore through thick feet and into our home
The walls drink quicksand and swallow furniture
half formed dogs burst from the chest and feed cancer patients
spoon fulls of vulgar tasting women
none the less they all hatch
none the less they begin to hatch
they all hatch
and chant the alphabet to their god fathers
commonly people are surrounded by chicken wire
and grown in crops and rows
touching yourself to ugly girls with ugly faces
oh honey that's what we call monsterbation
we are the engineers
fumes spill from our eggs the cracks forge with fruits and snakes
but honestly were all
incubated
felt fed ejaculated
fought freed and running underwater
4. FIRE!!!
Woah, this is hella gnar dude!!!!!
You're the elevator I thought you were,
You keep letting them
in and out as you go up and down
in and out as you go up and down
in and out
and with the abortionists hands on your thighs you request
take it out out! please God rip it out!
I cant be a mother yet, I dont know how!
Dr.phill me up butter cup!!
You hold your childs head like an apple and eat it the same
Sour kraut!
Old rotten
Sour kraut!
in your ears
Your grandma makes, the best, chocolate chip cookies
She is in love with me
I'm the most disgusting person you will ever know
like blended baby panthers through a rusty garden hose
I found happiness in the lunch ladys mustache!
Spit or swallow, there's no time to chew
The tiny bits of meat in her flossy lip hair!
Its so sexual!!!
The tiny bits of meat in her flossy lip hair!
It makes me horny
Being polite is something I've always lacked,
I'd love to slide a card down the slit of every crack
To see if it would ring up credit debit or cash!
In a situation this dire
Its no wonder all these people are screaming
FIRE!!!
I'm on fire!
5. Invaders
Do not fornicate among the aliens.
Their hazel arms were built.
To carry you from
Place to place place to place
Their arms are being built to carry you from
Place to place place to place.
Do not chew at their knuckles their teeth were abandoned centuries ago.
Here and there here and there and here and there
and with the taste of you in your own mouth...
So prolapse at every orifice
Because your eyes were bigger than your stomach
INVADE INVADE
And with the taste of you in your own mouth
Eat more
To digest sexually transmitted buildings
And form
Light bulbs above our scalp
Umbrellas are opened in our mouth
6. The Fish That Got Away
Foster parents turned to fungus
several tongues hanging gnawed
gums shown at the nose sweat swims down veins and jaws
he once fed our mothers and slept in our beds
feast lurk repeat ugly feet
they're wet they're stinky
they're vile but I love them
we bred inside of his womb and drank from his gills
bulging cheeks and swollen legs drawn and charred
born old
the clouds turn to rocks
its hard to stomach this truth
in and out like Epicac
the mountains regurgitate 4 days
they peel away
like sunburnt
cold and stale I met my bride I'm rebirthed inside
7. Urethra Franklin VS. Queef Latifah
It's not you that turns me on,
its the light switch under the teeth
inside the mouth between your legs
and it stinks!
8. Suck Fart Tootorial
*You have to hear this one for yourself.
9. W.A.S.P
Mayor Mayor!
The lawyers are at bay
and they have been impregnated
by sharks
reaching into the cradle
Calling for sea sections
The insects begin to swarm
WEVE BEEN THERE AND DONE THAT!
We sent our men across the river
and they were yet be turned
from whence they came
and they returned listless and legless
The natives are restless
10. Teenage Whore Moans
(Guest vocals by Makella McKinzie)
*Another track you have to hear for yourself
11. Boom Snap Clap (Rap)
(Guest vocals by Alex Richard)
So they say
diamonds are a girl's best friend,
well I got some jewels for you!
I want you as much as a genital herpes
And love you as much as crabs!
SO IT'S TIME FOR DOOM
PREEEPARE FOR TOTAL DOMANATION
YOU HAVE A UNIBROW
I said!
BOOM SNAP CLAP BA BOOM SNAP CLAP SNAP
BOOM SNAP CLAP BA BOOM SNAP CLAP SNAP
BOOM SNAP CLAP BA BOOM SNAP CLAP SNAP
BOOM SNAP CLAP BA BOOM
Sniff my pit I don't wear deodorant
LICK MY PIT I DONT HAVE ABSORBERANT
I rip it like a new born, I'm out with one push.
Yo I'm gettin better dome checks when I'm hittin the kush
A meatball smashed in your spaghetti, and I'm not italian
raunchy bitch rockin my stains like a medallion
Girl you not special, ya games not tight
you about as useful as a candle in sunlight
always hatin, but you know you love it. in reality you gettin jammed bitch cause ya hella busted
I know whatchu want, I'll be simple and blunt, I'll boom snap clap in this snatch and you can take The Irish Front!
What!
Universe 08, you live in it.
12. Fog Mouth
(Guest vocals by Courtney Andrews & Katie Moore)
Put on your feet I can see space in your bones
Catapulting lions from Saturn
While we were waiting on the snails
spines grew from the ceiling and the blouse escaped
with a taste in his hand
haven't you noticed the tidal waves/clouds of birds
coming from behind the cliffs stuck in the air
livestock stampede through neighbor hoods
leaving trails of little kids and swing sets
take to the vents and inhale the skin of your instrument
and by the time the snails returned
we fell asleep in salt cocoons
I can see space in your bones
every star, planet, and UFO
13. Because Bomb Sniffing Dogs Don't Work Underwater
This just in a man made ship made of men has landed
Treasure here sucking a bathtub
reporters tell of mischievous sanctions of typical bull syndrome
causing 2 toned facial pans of needle green orpheum
in a pale sheep monster of gray recluse
staring at the back of your head in the mirror
face forward
with your lips sewn to the carpet and ankles glued
Drink of the fist ignore your brother, cum inside the womb
bathing in the sun between her double chin
beware of table cloth ghosts
they are you
we are they
because bomb sniffing dogs don't work underwater
why did my boat explode?
14. Porque Mi Barco Exploto
Just a song to have passionate sex to, or give birth. It fits both.