That's right people. After several years of trying to obtain the domain, the fucker is finally mine. This is going to be my outlet. This is where I'm going to post EVERYTHING. If you've ever gotten into some sort of fucked up story involving me, expect to see it there. I'm going to tell my life, completely unabridged, unadulterated, and with pictures to accompany. I've decided that I have nothing to hide, so why keep all the chaos and laughter to myself?

Various topics to be posted on billysweet.com:

Fights
Pranks
Pissing people off
Fighting people because I pissed them off with a prank

Vandalism (with explosions)

Tricking people into eating their own feces

Fucking with drunk people

Getting fucked by drunk people

People that have actually comtemplated taking their own lives after receiving a barrage of my fat jokes.

Customized cell phone ringtones featuring your's truly

Break-up assistance

How to belittle and therefore replace the "alpha-male" in any situation

Videos of me having fun (at someone else's expense)

My thought of the week

Long term stock picks

Purposely vomiting on people

Underground music that blows mainstream out of the frame

How to destroy any situation and leave someone else to blame

A lot of people are going to be offended by the content I post on my site, but I really don't give a fuck. If anything you read actually brings you to the level of crying, do me a favor and collect the tears into a small bottle and send them to me. The greatest hand lovings I've ever given myself have always been lubricated with human emotion.

My website is going to bring out the true Billy Sweet. Some of you know him, some of you have heard of him, others can't believe that it's me.

If I'm going to hell for all the things that I've done, at least I know that my friends will be there with me.