Since awesome people keep stealing this and putting it in their about me, I'd just like to let it be known that I wrote it.  And, hell, if a ton of people read it and finally put some fucking effort into their grammar, then I'll be fine with it being stolen.  BUT DON'T TELL ME YOU WROTE IT. Christ.


GRAMMAR FUCKING LESSONS

To: preposition, or first part of the infinitive form of a verb: They went to the kasbah and rocked it.
Too: very, also: I was too tired to drive home I was out of gas, too.
Two: the number 2: Colt 45 and two zigzags, baby that's all we need.

Your: possessive pronoun: I heard that your boyfriend is creepin'.
You're: contraction for 'you are': You're hot. You're cute. You're my hero! (Pronouns have apostrophes only when two words are being shortened into one) * This is particularily useful for people who love to leave picture comments like this.

Their: possessive pronoun: I spit in their burgers.
There: that place: My sanity's over there. (This is a place word, and so it contains the word here)
They're: contraction for they are: They're making me want to strangle someone. (Pronouns have apostrophes only when two words are being shortened into one.)

Its: possessive adjective (possesive form of the pronoun it):
The crab had an unusual growth on its shell.
It's: contraction for it is or it has (in a verb phrase): It's still raining; it's been raining for three days. (Pronouns have apostrophes only when two words are being shortened into one)