Basics
What is your name? Whatever you want it to be
How old are you? 21, as of Jan. 30
What is your Zodiac sign? Can't you figure that out yourself? Aquarius.
Just....questions...
Are you wearing socks? Yes
How many fingers are you using to type, RIGHT NOW? probably an average of 5
Do you like Cool Whip? Sure, but ready whip in a can is easier to eat
Are you on the computer? No, I'm typing this in my head
Do you like pointy things? Depends on what kind of pointy thing it is
Do you think you are special? Special, like mentally challenged special? Probably.
Did you finish your homework? Don't have any homework
Is your hair up or down? Down
Do you like Nirvana? Yes sir
Are you a pyromaniac? Not technically
Do you have a parakeet? No, but I used to have a different birdie
Do you like to eat fish? I don't like to, but if I were starving to death on a deserted island, then sure I'd probably eat it.
How you ever tried calamari? Not that I know of. I almost had frog legs without knowing it though.
What is your bedtime? Whenever I fall asleep
Do you like math class? Sure
Do you like to use the phone? Not particularly
Are you eating anything right now? If so, what? No
Do you like what you are eating? Yes
On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you like what you are eating? 5
If you aren't eating anything, is this annoying to you? Not really
If so, why is it annoying you? Stresses me out
Can I tell you a secret? Sure, what is it?
What are you thinking, right now? You'd never guess!
Can you guess what I'm thinking? I dunno, can I?
Do you like spaghetti? Hell yeah!
If so, with or without meatballs? With meatball eyes!
Are you bored? No! This is by far the most exhilarating thing I've ever done!
Do you understand the game of football? I sure do
If so, why is it that you only get points when you score a touchdown? What would you want instead? Hmmmmm?
I don't get it. Do you? Don't get what? I get it.
I'm eating pizza. Do you like pizza? Eh, it's pretty good. Wait. You're eating pizza? But...you're a survey.
Do you like the TV show CSI? Sometimes
If not, why? David Caruso is ugly, old, and a bad actor
Am I special? Special in a mentally retarded sense
If not, why? Follow-up questions don't always work, you know.
Do you even know me? You tell me
If not, then how would you know? You tell me that too
Is it because of this survey? Yes?
What is your favorite band? Nine Inch Nails
What is your favorite song played by that band? All of them
Do you have to go to the bathroom? I ask YOU this…should I go 1 or 2 first?
If so, why? Well, see, after you've eaten what we like to call "food", the acids in your stomach break down that food into the standard brown substance that we refer to as "poo"…..
If you do have to go to the bathroom, why don't you just go? I'm being distracted.
Have you ever had a cavity in your teeth? Nope
Do you brush your teeth twice a day? Only if I have time
Do you floss? Nope
Have you ever broken a bone? Yes
If so, how did you break it? Fingers in a door, my toe shattered by kicking a door, and my face broke a softball bat
Did it hurt? I feel no pain
Did everyone do stuff for you? Someone shoved gauze up my nose.
Do you think dragons are real? Maybe
Do you like dragons? Maybe
If not, why? Maybe
Do you like to Instant Message? Yes.
Have you ever heard of Neopets? I've heard of them.
If you have, have you tried it? Nah
If you've tried it, did you like it? Sure
Are you listening to any music right now? Of course
If so, what? Nine Inch Nails- Burn
Do you like that song? Why else would I be listening to it?
Do you have an MP3 player? A Sansa Slotmusic Player
How about a CD player? There be one in my car
A cassette player? Nopers
Are cassette players 'The Bomb'? Yes, but only in the sense that I would indeed like to blow them up.
Are you Irish? Most likely
Do you wear green on St. Patrick's Day? Sometimes
Have you ever gotten pinched for not wearing green? Yes, but they paid dearly for it
Do you like the color green? It's my favorite color
Do you like to dance? Not particularly
What do you like to dance to? The music in my head
Have you ever been in Girl Scouts/Boy Scouts? Yeah, for a couple years in like 5th and 6th grades. I got cookies outta it, didn't I?
Did/do you like it? Not really
Do you like cauliflower? Yeah, especially with cheddar cheese on top
Do you know why it is called cauliflower? Because you call-it-flower
Do you like stuffed animals? Nothing wrong with 'em
Can you read? No
If not, how can you do this survey? I can't
Do you think that was a stupid question? No, not at all
Is this survey TOO random? Random is not the word I would choose.
If so, why? I would go more with foolish, presumptuous, dense, unintelligent...
Do you like mashed potatoes? I sure do
Do you like regular potatoes? Regular as in…what? Baked? Raw? Non-Sweet? Lit on fire?
Do you prefer one over the other? Should I?
Do you go to Starbucks often? Wish I could, but no, I don't.
What is your favorite drink/treat there? Caramel Frappuccino
Is anything/anyone bothering you right now? No, not at all
What/who? Um, how about….YOU
This or That
Paper or plastic? I'm a tree killer
Project or test? How about suicide instead?
Giraffe or elephant? Giraffe
Hug or kiss? Don't touch me
Special or not special? I suppose special
Cool or Whip? Why not cool whip? Or can't you ask the same question twice
This survey or smelling dog poop? Well obviously this survey since I'm not outside smelling dog poop.
Corn or Korn? Those two things are completely irrelevant. That's like asking, if you like watermelon or a book.
Smart or popular? Smart
Evil and fun or Good and boring? Definitely evil and fun
Something stupid and funny or something smart and boring? Well, if you're clever then I'm sure you can find a way to get smart and funny outta that.
Annoy your parents or annoy your enemy? Parents are the enemy. Ok fine. Enemy.
Catfish or goldfish? Shark
Cell phone or laptop? Laptop fo sho.
Yahoo or AIM? AIM, but I would advise you not to get Triton
Rock or pop? Rock
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Milk or shake? Milkshake. Strawberry.
Gasoline or blow torch? Blow torch is simple
Smile or laugh? Depends, annoying laugh—I prefer smile. Ugly smile—I prefer laugh. If there happens to be an annoying laugh AND an ugly smile, then I suppose that's where that blow torch comes in handy.
Eat or drink? Depends on if I'm hungry or thirsty. Come on survey, you should know that..
Sushi or squid? Now where'd that dog poop go…
Taste or smell? Well, I usually smell before I taste.
Squishy or pointy? For what? Like yeah, I sleep on a bed of nails.
Flammable or pointy? A flame thrower with a bayonet on the end
Dangerous or boring? Dangerous
A or B? Like, for wheel of fortune? B--cuz it doesn't cost anything.
Hiking or swimming? Swimming fo sho
Flying or invisibility? Flying invisibly
Shake or spear? Wait, are you getting back to asking me if I like pointy things?
Cartoons or real life? Real life, I think.
Draw or write? Usually write. But sometimes just drawing for the hell of it is good fun.
Jump or run? Jump once? Sure. Run short distances? Sure. I sure as hell better get a reward for it though.
Donut or taco? My instinct tells me to go with doughnut. But then Taco Bell pitifully calls my name.
Potatoes or potatos? Who the fuck wrote this, Dan Quayle?
Yo! or Oy! ? Oy! Matey!
Dogs or hot dogs? Which one I like to eat? Well, um, yeah. I don't think I'm going to answer that.
Reality or Dream world? My dream world exists in the reality of my mind.
Friends & Family
How many siblings do you have? One brother, one half sister, and a whole lotta step siblings now.
How many cousins do you have? one 1st cousin, 3- 2nd cousins, and possibly more that I don't know about yet
How many aunts? 3
Uncles? 1 great uncle
Who do you live with? My boyfriend, his sister, and her boyfriend
Who is your craziest friend? Crazy as in…mentally unwell? Psychotic? Or risking their lives crazy?
Weirdest? Did I mention I have no friends?
Most positive? Aren't you listening to me?
Smells best? You really think I go around smelling my friends?
Most negative? Well, that would have to be me.
Smells worst? Please see above "smelling" statement.
Laughs the most? Does giggling count? But I hate gigglers. Really. I wanna kill 'em.
Has the biggest smile? None of them. They all have midget smiles.
Known the longest? Well that's an easy one. Cathie, going on 13 years I've known her. And still I'd love to strangle her.
Newest? Blake
Oldest? For age? I'd have to go with Lisa
Youngest? Those questionably of age chicks I hang out with
Ditziest? Females
Girliest? See above statement.
Strongest personality? How the hell should I know?!
Current
Music playing: My Myspace music playlist
Last person hugged: No one
Last person kissed: My kitty cat Freya
Last person talked to: My brother?
Clothes: Red long-sleeved shirt, black bra, jeans, black underwear, and black socks
Color of your underwear: black
Have you farted in the past 10 minutes? What do you care? But no, it's been more like 15.
Where are you? Here.
What are you doing? Planning my funeral
What do you smell like? Shampoo
Are you happy? Do I look happy?
Sad? Do I look sad?
Angry? I'm always angry.
What's up? The sky
Are you chatting with someone? No
Are they happy? Why don't you ask Them?
Sad? Possibly
Angry? Probably will be after you ask them if they're happy.
Do you like them? Should I?
If it's the opposite sex, do you have a crush on them? What if it's the same sex and I have a crush on them? You Homophobe.
Do they have a crush on you? I would like to crush you
Are you sure? Very
Is your refrigerator running? Yeah, I already ran after it this morning
If so, go catch it. I'm way ahead of you man
If not, you better turn it on. Oh, oops, I better do that
What would you do if I all of a sudden yelled? I would probably yell back and bitchslap you a bunch of times
Would you run? Didn't we also determine that I don't like physical exertion?
Would you scream? In horror
Would you cry? What is this crying you speak of?
Would you say, "YAY! Fire!" and go play with it? Where'd the fire part come from? And if I'm not a pyro, then why would I want to go play with the fire?
What time is it? 8:18pm, which means I should drive the hour back home so I can wake up at 5am
Is time passing by fast or slow? Mostly slow, sometimes it has little bursts of speed
Survey
Do you like this survey? It angered me and wasted my sleeping time
Am I annoying? Angry and annoyed are two completely different things
Would you take another one of my surveys? I would be willing to give you one more chance.
Do you think I should go to a mental hospital for something like this? No, but I think I need to now
Am I funny? Not really
Am I weird (in a good or bad way)? Um, no.
How long did it take you to do this survey? Hours and hours and hours
Pretty long? I spent all of my precious time on it
Did I waste your time? Pretty much. Yeah.
If so, are you mad at me? Please see first question
Are you having a good day? Do I ever have a good day?
If not, have a good day tomorrow. Why would I want to? And why would I care if you wanted me to? And why would YOU care if I do or not?
….Hey survey, you forgot to ask me how many piercings and tattoos I have. So. Fuck you survey. I win.