That's right, gents.  I'm a college-graduate now.

I'd like to first thank all my friends at SJSU.  You guys are awesome.  I know I couldn't have done it without you.  (Well, yeah, I could've, but it would've been a lot more boring.)  Swong, Balajajadia, Syphillis, Gorbachav, and white Jeff especially.  Rock on, guys.

Next I'd like to thank the CS department at San Jose State.  If it wasn't for their pitifully low standards, easy classes, and lack of caring, I might have actually had to expend some effort in college.  Or even show up to class. Thanks, guys.  Even if you lose your accredidation, I still won't think any lower of you.  (Then again, I'm not sure it's possible.)  That said, there were some good teachers in there.  It wasn't all bad.

Finally, I'd like to thank Jesus, for giving me this throwing arm.  Without it, I wouldn't have made the game-winning touchdown pass.  Thank you Lord.

Hopefully, though, I'll get a job near San Jose, so I can still hang out with you guys.  If not, though, (and on a serious note,) it's been a damn pleasure hanging out with you all, and I'll have to go down to visit.

Peace.